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Re: Wench's Tips for Job Applicants
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2013, 02:30:12 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 11, 2013, 02:10:09 PM
They aren't hot.  Unless you think skanks are hot.  And maybe some of you do.  These are Texas skanks at Galveston or Corpus, not SEC co-eds in PCB or P'cola.  Remember, everything is bigger in Texas, and our skanks are bigger skanks than your skanks.

I was thinking that it might be hard to make Monday morning meetings if you are having to go by the clinic to get a shot to stop the drip.  Squirming around in your chair because the crabs are making your crotch itch also would make it difficult to focus on the nuances of the deal. 

He's a no.  He might has been worth a look if there had been washboard abs, but there weren't. And I'm not allowed to ask them to take their shirts off anyway, so...


She not be lying. I avoid most Texas beaches.

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Re: Wench's Tips for Job Applicants
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2013, 02:41:23 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 11, 2013, 02:10:09 PM
They aren't hot.  Unless you think skanks are hot.  And maybe some of you do. 


Really? You been posting with these guys how long? And you HAVE to ask that!
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Wench's Tips for Job Applicants
« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2013, 02:46:04 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 11, 2013, 02:10:09 PM
They aren't hot.  Unless you think skanks are hot.  And maybe some of you do.  These are Texas skanks at Galveston or Corpus, not SEC co-eds in PCB or P'cola.  Remember, everything is bigger in Texas, and our skanks are bigger skanks than your skanks.

I was thinking that it might be hard to make Monday morning meetings if you are having to go by the clinic to get a shot to stop the drip.  Squirming around in your chair because the crabs are making your crotch itch also would make it difficult to focus on the nuances of the deal. 

He's a no.  He might has been worth a look if there had been washboard abs, but there weren't. And I'm not allowed to ask them to take their shirts off anyway, so...

Yeah, pretty much covers every swinging dick and little birdies on this board.
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Re: Wench's Tips for Job Applicants
« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2013, 02:46:27 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 11, 2013, 02:26:38 PM
Word.  I have my cougar credentials, and can't even use them.

Sure you can, just not at work.  ;)
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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Wench's Tips for Job Applicants
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2013, 03:59:21 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 11, 2013, 02:10:09 PM
Remember, everything is bigger in Texas, and our skanks are bigger skanks than your skanks.
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Re: Wench's Tips for Job Applicants
« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2013, 11:52:26 PM »
Man, I could have used that info last week before my promotion interview.  I brought a chubby bikini clad Texas skank with me.
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Re: Wench's Tips for Job Applicants
« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2013, 12:38:27 AM »
TLDR!! I'm a meat cutter for Publix....Bite me and my diabetes
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Re: Wench's Tips for Job Applicants
« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2013, 08:47:44 PM »
Quote from: chityeah on January 13, 2013, 12:38:27 AM
TLDR!! I'm a meat cutter for Publix....Bite me and my diabetes
 be with you....
Is that $17.99 per pound "Earthwise" organic shit really any different than the $10.99 a pound stuff right next to it?

Come on, butcher man. Fess up! It's from the same cow, isn't it!
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Re: Wench's Tips for Job Applicants
« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2013, 09:06:42 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on January 13, 2013, 08:47:44 PM
Is that $17.99 per pound "Earthwise" organic shit really any different than the $10.99 a pound stuff right next to it?

Come on, butcher man. Fess up! It's from the same cow, isn't it!
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Re: Wench's Tips for Job Applicants
« Reply #29 on: January 14, 2013, 12:10:19 AM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on January 13, 2013, 08:47:44 PM
Is that $17.99 per pound "Earthwise" organic shit really any different than the $10.99 a pound stuff right next to it?

Come on, butcher man. Fess up! It's from the same cow, isn't it!
It's in a different box and is certified Angus but that's about the only thing different. Save your money for beer.
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Re: Wench's Tips for Job Applicants
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2013, 09:49:57 AM »
Quote from: chityeah on January 14, 2013, 12:10:19 AM
It's in a different box and is certified Angus but that's about the only thing different. Save your money for beer.

I KNEW IT!!!

Angus Young doesn't know any more about raising cattle than I do!!!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Wench's Tips for Job Applicants
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2013, 10:33:54 AM »
« Last Edit: January 14, 2013, 10:42:40 AM by bottomfeeder »
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Re: Wench's Tips for Job Applicants
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2013, 01:47:41 PM »
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

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Re: Wench's Tips for Job Applicants
« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2013, 03:29:46 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 14, 2013, 01:47:41 PM
Is this kind of like how RWS is a goat man?

Not the same. He prefers his alive.
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Re: Wench's Tips for Job Applicants
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2013, 06:27:19 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 14, 2013, 01:47:41 PM
Is this kind of like how RWS is a goat man?
Not really. He prefers to stick his pecker in the chitlins rather than eat them.
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Re: Wench's Tips for Job Applicants
« Reply #35 on: January 14, 2013, 06:34:32 PM »
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Re: Wench's Tips for Job Applicants
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2013, 05:09:11 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 11, 2013, 09:40:37 AM
I hope not. She is a Nubian goddess.

Quote from: Godfather on January 11, 2013, 09:43:24 AM
Oh boy now you got Tarheel excited.

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