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It's a machine...

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2013, 04:14:43 PM »
So, you're saying you don't like the format?
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2013, 04:16:00 PM »
So, you're saying you don't like the format?

Perhaps it just angers me because I don't know the format.

If only there was someone that I could reach out to...

Someone who could extend a hand...

Someone with the latest and greatest Apple products....

If only....
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2013, 04:19:33 PM »
Perhaps it just angers me because I don't know the format.

If only there was someone that I could reach out to...

Someone who could extend a hand...

Someone with the latest and greatest Apple products....

If only....

BTW, I left my wallet in my other pants.  Could you possibly....
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2013, 04:56:10 PM »
Perhaps it just angers me because I don't know the format.

If only there was someone that I could reach out to...

Someone who could extend a hand...

Someone with the latest and greatest Apple products....

If only....

I need some help moving this couch.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2013, 04:59:42 PM »
I need some help moving this couch.

I'll help. Come on...fist bump.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2013, 08:19:53 PM »
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2013, 09:08:16 PM »
The form, content and style...I fuckin hate it all.

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You sure are hateful person. Is there anything you DON"T hate? :fu:
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2013, 09:13:07 PM »
It's his MO.  Tried and true.

I repeat it because I think it's correct, funny and/or true.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2013, 10:36:48 PM »
You sure are hateful person. Is there anything you DON"T hate? :fu:

Poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2013, 11:13:24 PM »
Poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2013, 11:43:23 PM »
The form, content and style...I fuckin hate it all.

Worst.
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I <3 Wes.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #31 on: January 09, 2013, 12:09:42 AM »
Not surprising that's how you repackage what I said.

Since you were unclear of the context, I'm saying that Bama beat a team that had Ohio State not been disqualified, Bama's one-loss having asses would not have played. Why were they disqualified? Because they self-imposed a bowl ban because some players got some tattoos for free. I posted that in this thread because the topic of this post is Tom Albetar who is clearly still associated with this program, and the mountain of evidence that he was paying players for autographs, or at the very least, giving them free suits to wear at every "Walk of Champions" as he himself admitted in his advertisements. Yet, not only does Bama not self-impose any penalties, the NCAA, and the chickenshit media scramble to sweep it under the rug.

What I'm saying is, because Ohio State didn't receive the same untouchable mafia-esque treatment your team is given, you got to play for another championship. Congrats.

You can count on the fact, that the media is gonna suck on tOSU dick as hard and as long as they can next season.  The same way they did with USC at the begging of this past season.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #32 on: January 09, 2013, 07:10:26 AM »
Poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.

You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #33 on: January 09, 2013, 07:42:56 AM »
Como estan, beetches?
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #34 on: January 09, 2013, 08:11:54 AM »
Como estan, beetches?

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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #35 on: January 09, 2013, 09:01:23 AM »
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

Back in my drinking days, it was Glenlivet.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #36 on: January 09, 2013, 09:09:34 AM »
HEY EVERYONE......come see how good I look.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #37 on: January 09, 2013, 09:39:25 AM »
Back in my drinking days, it was Glenlivet.

I'll have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper... and some cheese.
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #38 on: January 09, 2013, 10:44:32 AM »
The form, content and style...I fuckin hate it all.

Worst.
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I thought it was simp you had the love affair with...no?
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Re: It's a machine...
« Reply #39 on: January 09, 2013, 10:47:34 AM »
I thought it was simp you had the love affair with...no?

He's grown on me like a fungus.

Actually, he's improved.  I like to think that my harsh criticisms helped him pick his game up.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.