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'Merry Christmas Motherfucker' SATIRE, or so I found out afterwards.

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Bad Santa or bad manners? LMFAO! Happy Holidays Motherfucker!

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Fox News host Bill O'Reilly was arrested in New York today for assaulting a department store Santa Claus at Macy's.

According to local reports, the 63-year old conservative pundit was shopping at the venerated Manhattan landmark for a last-minute Christmas gift and became enraged when the on-site Santa wished him "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas".

Witnesses say that after a brief argument O'Reilly punched the Santa Claus in the face and wrestled him to the ground before a throng of onlookers. The two then traded blows for close to a minute before security guards broke the fight up.

The Santa Claus, a 47 year old man from Newark, NJ, is recovering at NYU Langone Medical Center from injuries sustained in the brawl and expected to undergo several surgeries tonight to repair nerve damage in his nose.

'Merry Christmas Motherfucker'

I have always loathed fucking O'Reilly.
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Re: 'Merry Christmas Motherfucker' SATIRE, or so I found out afterwards.
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2012, 10:58:24 AM »
Bad Santa or bad manners? LMFAO! Happy Holidays Motherfucker!

I have always loathe fucking O'Reilly.

So he's a bad lay?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 'Merry Christmas Motherfucker' SATIRE, or so I found out afterwards.
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2012, 11:02:44 AM »
I don't know YET. But when I find out, I'll be sure to post here before updating my FB status.
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Re: 'Merry Christmas Motherfucker' SATIRE, or so I found out afterwards.
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2012, 11:22:21 AM »
So he's a bad lay?
well, it is outside of a relationship
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Re: 'Merry Christmas Motherfucker' SATIRE, or so I found out afterwards.
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2012, 11:29:25 AM »
well, it is outside of a relationship

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Re: 'Merry Christmas Motherfucker' SATIRE, or so I found out afterwards.
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2012, 11:48:40 AM »
I'm ready for a few Auburn games.
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