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LSU Game
« on: July 21, 2008, 10:29:31 AM »
The two tickets I thought I had to the Auburn - LSWho game just fell through.  So if anyone knows of two extra, hook a sister up, will ya?  I will pay good money plus a supply of the adult beverage of your choice.
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2008, 03:56:38 PM »
What's your budget?  I may have the hookup.
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2008, 04:03:25 PM »
What's your budget?  I may have the hookup.
Actually, I just got tickets yesterday!!!  A doctor in Montgomery that works with my brother in law was selling his seats, and Kel jumped on them for us... But thanks for thinking of me - talk to Tailgate tho - he is always in need for business clients.
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2008, 01:12:34 PM »
Dammit.  I just found out that the wife booked us for a long weekend in Gulf Shores for our anniversary that weekend.  So, if I ask nicely in advance...can you just send me pics of the new mammaries?  please?
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2008, 01:48:39 PM »
Dammit.  I just found out that the wife booked us for a long weekend in Gulf Shores for our anniversary that weekend.  So, if I ask nicely in advance...can you just send me pics of the new mammaries?  please?

Might I suggest sending them to him before they leave for the coast.  Tape pictures of those puppies to the wife's and all.
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2008, 05:35:14 PM »
Dammit.  I just found out that the wife booked us for a long weekend in Gulf Shores for our anniversary that weekend.  So, if I ask nicely in advance...can you just send me pics of the new mammaries?  please?
tell you what - give me your wife's email address and I'll tell her an 11x14 of the attached photo of my boobs is what you want for your anniversary...
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2008, 04:02:05 PM »
I hate to disrupt a great conversation about titties and all, but if anyone has a LSU ticket for sale (or has a hook up for 1 ticket) I'm in the market. It's my birthday (close to it anyway) present and my late grandfather, God rest his soul, said before he took his last breath that he wanted me to attend the 2008 Auburn-LSU game. Pretty amazing since he died in 1980. It was his dying wish, and I'd hate to see it go unfulfilled.
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2008, 08:42:44 AM »
I hate to disrupt a great conversation about titties and all, but if anyone has a LSU ticket for sale (or has a hook up for 1 ticket) I'm in the market. It's my birthday (close to it anyway) present and my late grandfather, God rest his soul, said before he took his last breath that he wanted me to attend the 2008 Auburn-LSU game. Pretty amazing since he died in 1980. It was his dying wish, and I'd hate to see it go unfulfilled.

See, in these things, you gotta have faith.  Just go and have faith that you will get a ticket.  You might have to pay a little for it, but you'll get one.  Grandpa will be looking down from heaven and he will guide your path past some kind hearted soul that will sell you a ticket.
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2008, 02:39:24 PM »
See, in these things, you gotta have faith.  Just go and have faith that you will get a ticket.  You might have to pay a little for it, but you'll get one.  Grandpa will be looking down from heaven and he will guide your path past some kind hearted soul that will sell you a ticket.

prayers sent.
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2008, 02:16:00 PM »
tell you what - give me your wife's email address and I'll tell her an 11x14 of the attached photo of my boobs is what you want for your anniversary...
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2008, 05:28:24 AM »
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You just got knocked the fuck out.
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2008, 10:32:52 PM »
OK. My hook up for the Arkansas game fell through so I may try and come up with a buddy over for the LSU game. Are there any tickets left that are half way reasonable...ordinarilly I wouldn't be so cheap...but right now, my soon to be ex-wife is raking me over the coals...
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« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2008, 12:08:56 AM »
These are all sad situations for those involved. I think at 2 minutes before half time of the LSU game I should look down from the suite I'll be in and think about you guys. You guys just look up at the same time and you'll know you have a connection on high........ :rofl:
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2008, 08:15:28 AM »
OK. My hook up for the Arkansas game fell through so I may try and come up with a buddy over for the LSU game. Are there any tickets left that are half way reasonable...ordinarilly I wouldn't be so cheap...but right now, my soon to be ex-wife is raking me over the coals...

I'll keep my eyes out for some but the prospects are not looking good. 

You had me at soon to be ex-wife.
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2008, 09:13:11 PM »
OK, time for some serious intel here. Here's the situation; you're faced with either showing up for the game with a wad of cash in your pocket or buying a ticket at one of the online scalping sites ($140+ per). Which would you do, trust the african-american standing on the corner of Donahue and MLK or shell out the pesos to the online clipper?

I'll hang up and listen.
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2008, 08:53:51 AM »
OK, time for some serious intel here. Here's the situation; you're faced with either showing up for the game with a wad of cash in your pocket or buying a ticket at one of the online scalping sites ($140+ per). Which would you do, trust the african-american standing on the corner of Donahue and MLK or shell out the pesos to the online clipper?

I'll hang up and listen.

I always like haggling with scalpers.  If you try hard enough, you can usually get one at a decent price.  At worst, you wait until kickoff and get them for half price.

I won't ever buy a ticket off of StubHub or TicketCity.  Those people are on drugs.
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2008, 02:24:47 PM »
I always like haggling with scalpers.  If you try hard enough, you can usually get one at a decent price.  At worst, you wait until kickoff and get them for half price.

I won't ever buy a ticket off of StubHub or TicketCity.  Those people are on drugs.
What do you have against drugs?
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« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2008, 04:48:46 PM »
What do you have against drugs?

D.A.R.E.

Drugs Are Really Expensive
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2008, 08:31:49 PM »
What's your budget?  I may have the hookup.
You have a PM
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Re: LSU Game
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2008, 01:33:10 AM »
I can pay 50 for a ticket.
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