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99 years ago today
« on: September 11, 2012, 09:59:23 AM »
99 years ago today the bastard child of Satan was spat forth onto the earth. The demon spawn growled, soaked itself in cheap bourbon, breathed the smoke of chesterfield, defied laws, breached ethics, violated ugly women and cloaked itself in houndstooth. 

It was deified by the pagan horde and remains an idol of worship today.
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If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

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Re: 99 years ago today
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2012, 10:02:55 AM »
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!  YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT!!!  ROLL MOTHERFUCKIN BEAR!!!

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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Buzz Killington

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Re: 99 years ago today
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2012, 10:03:51 AM »
You are full of shit.  We ain't no idol worshipers!!!

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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: 99 years ago today
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2012, 10:07:31 AM »
Aah jest wish ma baby coulda seen coarch Brunt.

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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

War Eagle!!!

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Re: 99 years ago today
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2012, 10:18:38 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 10:07:31 AM
Aah jest wish ma baby coulda seen coarch Brunt.



Holy shit. Is that baby dead?
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Re: 99 years ago today
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2012, 10:19:53 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on September 11, 2012, 10:18:38 AM
Holy shit. Is that baby dead?

No, just brain dead.  Runs in the family
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Re: 99 years ago today
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2012, 10:21:36 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on September 11, 2012, 10:18:38 AM
Holy shit. Is that baby dead?

Inbreeding makes em look that way at birth. They become LD later.
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Re: 99 years ago today
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2012, 10:22:34 AM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on September 11, 2012, 10:18:38 AM
Holy shit. Is that baby dead?

They's jest waitin in line for the healing touch of Coarch Sabbin.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: 99 years ago today
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2012, 10:48:34 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 10:22:34 AM
They's jest waitin in line for the healing touch of Coarch Sabbin.

Oh, Chilton county....
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Re: 99 years ago today
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2012, 10:50:24 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 10:22:34 AM
They's jest waitin in line for the healing touch of Coarch Sabbin.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 99 years ago today
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2012, 12:37:48 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 11, 2012, 10:07:31 AM




Ya see, whutchu do is putcher arm crossed his chin like at, then you whip it ahcross like at and it'll snap his little neck like at.  Seen thet on rasslin' thuh other nat.
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