Not sure what is worse

[Godfather]

Threats?  Did someone invite you to get your ass whipped?

Car Ramrod...say it.

[Pell City Tiger]

If this goes full circle, will you please schedule on a Saturday so I have something to watch?

 

I laughed my ass off at this one. I typed it all out instead of settling for the acronym because hustle like yours deserves it.

[GH2001]

The last time I had these feelings about Auburn football was in 1998.  Difference then, from now, is if you were paying attention, and willing to admit it, you knew the recruiting had been bad, and that Dameyune Craig had carried us for 2 years.  I tried not to see it then, but this time, the recruiting has been there the last 3 years.  I expected the drop off from 2010, but it should have only been a 1 year deal.  8-5 was acceptable with what we had.  This year is not.  Worse yet, I see us going in the tank for a while if we change coaches, but as I sit here today, I can't say it wouldn't be the right move either.  Fuck I hate this feeling. 

You can placate yourself by talking about how Auburn is more than football.  It is, but our football team shouldn't suck like this at this time.  It's unexplainable.

I was mainly referring to the thought of hiring Petrino when "placating" about how we are more than football. Yes in general this sucks and is unacceptable but I damn sure don't want Petrino fixing it. Sorry bu im just not selling out my fucking school for that asshat. I don't want to win that fucking bad.

[Yoda]

 

I laughed my ass off at this one. I typed it all out instead of settling for the acronym because hustle like yours deserves it.

I'm doing my best to keep myself amused, glad I could help you as well.

[Kaos]

I was mainly referring to the thought of hiring Petrino when "placating" about how we are more than football. Yes in general this sucks and is unacceptable but I damn sure don't want Petrino fixing it. Sorry bu im just not selling out my fucking school for that asshat. I don't want to win that fucking bad.

Why not?  What's he done that's so horrible besides sticking a 24-year old?  She was hot. 

Not that it would ever be possible but how does he violate the sanctity?

[GH2001]

Why not?  What's he done that's so horrible besides sticking a 24-year old?  She was hot. 

Not that it would ever be possible but how does he violate the sanctity?

Serious???

Guy is a scumbag. Ask UL or Atlanta or Arky or your former hc Tubs. He has 0 fucking character. None. He would lie to his own mother for a chance that he would benefit. At one time I wanted him. Not now. It's just my opinion. Plus I'm not so sure how well he would recruit with his recent scandal.

[Kaos]

Serious???

Guy is a scumbag. Ask UL or Atlanta or Arky or your former hc Tubs. He has 0 fucking character. None. He would lie to his own mother for a chance that he would benefit. At one time I wanted him. Not now. It's just my opinion. Plus I'm not so sure how well he would recruit with his recent scandal.

Here's a recruiting line:

"You see this face?  Now take a look at the hot ass girl I got to lay down for me.  Just think boys, if I have that kind of magic, what could I do for you?"

He makes moves that are to his own benefit.  Won at Louisville. Won at Arkansas. 

Zero character?  Not so sure about that.  We flew to meet with him, not the other way around. 

It's not ever going to happen because of the way things went back in the stone ages but if it did I personally don't think it is a sign of the end of ordered civilization. 

He fucked up bad.  He's not going to do that again. 

[Yoda]

Here's a recruiting line:

"You see this face?  Now take a look at the hot ass girl I got to lay down for me.  Just think boys, if I have that kind of magic, what could I do for you?"

You make a good point here.

[JR4AU]

Here's a recruiting line:

"You see this face?  Now take a look at the hot ass girl I got to lay down for me.  Just think boys, if I have that kind of magic, what could I do for you?"

He makes moves that are to his own benefit.  Won at Louisville. Won at Arkansas. 

Zero character?  Not so sure about that.  We flew to meet with him, not the other way around. 

It's not ever going to happen because of the way things went back in the stone ages but if it did I personally don't think it is a sign of the end of ordered civilization. 

He fucked up bad.  He's not going to do that again.

There's some wisdom to this.

[GH2001]

It's not ever going to happen because of the way things went back in the stone ages

I wouldn't say that at all. There are still ptb that could make it so. 

[Token]

Here's a recruiting line:

"You see this face?  Now take a look at the hot ass girl I got to lay down for me.  Just think boys, if I have that kind of magic, what could I do for you?"

He makes moves that are to his own benefit.  Won at Louisville. Won at Arkansas. 

Zero character?  Not so sure about that.  We flew to meet with him, not the other way around. 

It's not ever going to happen because of the way things went back in the stone ages but if it did I personally don't think it is a sign of the end of ordered civilization. 

He fucked up bad.  He's not going to do that again.

Saban was leaving after 3 years at Bama, because all he does is leave!  He'd never stick around.  Bama was a stepping stone to get back into college. 

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying Saban wasn't a hired gun, but I think the driving reason for him to be in his 6th season is BECAUSE of all the people who questioned his intentions and his ability to stay somewhere for more than 3-4 years.  Hell, I think he might really retire at Alabama. 

Petrino is the same.  He'll get back into coaching, at a big school, and he'll make it a point to stay and do right just to prove to everyone that he isn't a scumbag.  And he'll probably end up winning a NC where ever he goes.

[jmar]

I wouldn't say that at all. There are still ptb that could make it so

Yeah well if you don't like my Petrino suggestion then how bout someone closer to home cuz?
Let's see what Blakeney's boys can do in Starkvegas.
Troy at Miss. State this SA

[The Prowler]

I want Bobby Patrino as far away from Auburn as possible. He's a dirty fucking rat, on top of, that he's an arrogant piece of shit...might as well hire Coach sabbin (minus his National Championships).

[CCTAU]

I want Bobby Patrino as far away from Auburn as possible. He's a dirty fucking rat, on top of, that he's an arrogant piece of shit...might as well hire Coach sabbin (minus his National Championships).

I agree. At one time I thought he was just a tad on the scumbag fence. But that was a while ago. He has now jumped the scumbag fence and lives in the scumbag yard.

I saw nothing on the field Saturday that made me believe that QB play was going to get good enough to make me forget Saturday. But it could happen. But I don't think it will happen before we get a few more ass-rapings this season.

Not ready to fire the whole bunch yet. For the most part, we have really good parts. When they fit, it should be fun to watch.

I think my biggest disappointment is the fact that we have not recruited a couple top notch QBs that tend to stick around.  There is no offense in the country (especially ours) that cannot benefit from a better QB. The guy that says we only need a game manager is full of it. Today, you need that and all of the bells and whistles.

[War Eagle!!!]

You didn't go to Auburn, did you?

What does that have to do with expecting a good football team or not wanting Auburn to be a fucking embarrassment. Right now, it is embarrassing. I want a coach with good character as much as anyone, but I want a hard nosed team that gives effort and looks well coached. Right now, we don't have one.

No, I wasn't fortunate enough to go to Auburn. I had a scholarship opportunity to go to another college and fulfill a lifelong dream of mine to play college football. However, I have been going to watch Auburn football, basketball and baseball since I was 18 months old. I sang the fight song before I sang Jesus Loves Me. I love Auburn with every inch of my being and I regret making the decision that I made 15 years ago to try and help my parents out by taking a full scholarship and not try to walk-on at the place I love.

So fuck you and all your bullshit excuses. We are not in 3rd grade anymore where they turn the score board off if things get out of hand. Coaches and players are partly judged by the wins they have on the field. And especially by the asskickings they receive by middle tier teams like Mississippi St. And right now, all we have are the asskickings to judge this coaching staff on this year. So sit back and continue to quote the creed and see how far that gets you or this coach. Hell, if it were up to you, I would imagine you would hire Brother Chet to coach football...fuck being good at football, at least he would have the creed part down...

[GH2001]

What does that have to do with expecting a good football team or not wanting Auburn to be a fucking embarrassment. Right now, it is embarrassing. I want a coach with good character as much as anyone, but I want a hard nosed team that gives effort and looks well coached. Right now, we don't have one.

No, I wasn't fortunate enough to go to Auburn. I had a scholarship opportunity to go to another college and fulfill a lifelong dream of mine to play college football. However, I have been going to watch Auburn football, basketball and baseball since I was 18 months old. I sang the fight song before I sang Jesus Loves Me. I love Auburn with every inch of my being and I regret making the decision that I made 15 years ago to try and help my parents out by taking a full scholarship and not try to walk-on at the place I love.

So fuck you and all your bullshit excuses. We are not in 3rd grade anymore where they turn the score board off if things get out of hand. Coaches and players are partly judged by the wins they have on the field. And especially by the asskickings they receive by middle tier teams like Mississippi St. And right now, all we have are the asskickings to judge this coaching staff on this year. So sit back and continue to quote the creed and see how far that gets you or this coach. Hell, if it were up to you, I would imagine you would hire Brother Chet to coach football...fuck being good at football, at least he would have the creed part down...

While I don't quite agree with Wiregrass and the AUFambly line of crap about everything being about the creed and jerking off to it, I do think it means something. I also don't think it's right to take a steaming shit on it like you seem to want to do. You both are on each extreme whether either of you will admit it or not.

Things are bad. Very bad, but people need to take a deep fucking breath and aim at this issue with a least some form of intelligent thought. I understand people are pissed. I get that. I am too, but my God we sound like "them" sometimes. The fact that they practically have an NFL team across the state makes it sting even worse.

Also, remember where Wiregrass came from (AUEagle, Fambly, whatever etc). You are surprised he mentions the creed? They rub their peckers with that piece of paper for petes sake.

[War Eagle!!!]

While I don't quite agree with Wiregrass and the AUFambly line of crap about everything being about the creed and jerking off to it, I do think it means something. I also don't think it's right to take a steaming shit on it like you seem to want to do. You both are on each extreme whether either of you will admit it or not.

Things are bad. Very bad, but people need to take a deep fucking breath and aim at this issue with a least some form of intelligent thought. I understand people are pissed. I get that. I am too, but my God we sound like "them" sometimes. The fact that they practically have an NFL team across the state makes it sting even worse.

Also, remember where Wiregrass came from (AUEagle, Fambly, whatever etc). You are surprised he mentions the creed? They rub their peckers with that piece of paper for petes sake.

I am not taking a shit on the creed. At all. What I do take a shit on is people using the creed to excuse a bullshit football performance. Fuck that.

[Kaos]

I am not taking a shit on the creed. At all. What I do take a shit on is people using the creed to excuse a bullshit football performance. Fuck that.

The creed isn't the issue here. 

The issue is somebody saying he/she is a better Auburn fan and knows more and has more say "because you didn't go to Auburn, did you?" 

That's not how this board operates.  I know some people who didn't go to Auburn who are 100 million times the Auburn man/woman than some who did go there. 

Pat Dye didn't go to Auburn.  He not the Auburn man Wiregrass Fucksticker is? 

[Godfather]

With arms wide open.

[Godfather]

I still don't get why everyone loves that band.

Seriously though I would say look to the Creed if Chizik was cheating on his wife, or let the players run rampant with no discipline.  But since when does our Auburn Creed have anything to do with winning or losing football games and not being upset about it.  I'm not calling for Kiehl Frazier to be lynched or thrown out of school.  I just don't think he deserves to be a starting QB (for any division 1 school).  I am sure he is a nice lad, and I am behind him one 100% as he sits in the stands and roots for Auburn.

Bottom line in my eyes is that in any profession where are you are paid to produce.  Be it wins on the football field or getting assets for investing and you fail to do so.  You are terminated.