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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2012, 04:57:58 PM »
Quote from: JR4AU on September 08, 2012, 04:28:12 PM
I didn't read it all, it was tl;dr, but if it said we suck beyond all suckage imaginable, then it's spot on.

Your loss. That was some funny shit right there. Much needed levity!
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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2012, 05:01:20 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on September 08, 2012, 04:57:58 PM
Your loss. That was some funny shit right there. Much needed levity!

 :thumsup:  agreed first time I laughed today beside looking at our offense.
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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2012, 07:46:19 PM »
Quote from: chinook on September 08, 2012, 04:50:36 PM
you know...10 - 2 is still a possibility.

 :haha: not this year and maybe not next year either.
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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2012, 08:13:08 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on September 08, 2012, 04:46:34 PM
Then I am bad fan right now-Regretting spending the money to come back next weekend. Maybe its just frustation but if it wasn't so expensive to change a flight, I would eat the game tickets I bought save the $400.00 for a hotel and stay home.

At least you will have a chance to see a win.  I have plane tickets, game tickets and a rental car for the LSU game. 

If my Corndog opens his fucking mouth just >< this much, the next person he talks to will be my divorce attorney. 
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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2012, 08:32:20 PM »
Quote from: chinook on September 08, 2012, 04:50:36 PM
you know...10 - 2 is still a possibility.

If we combine wins from last year, and only count losses to ACC teams, then maybe.
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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2012, 09:04:51 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on September 08, 2012, 04:39:37 PM
Yes and you are watching them get their cherries popped this year when it really could have happened last yr.

What the hell was all that blood for last season then?
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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2012, 09:08:16 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on September 08, 2012, 04:48:33 PM
That's it, Mister.  You are hereby banned from AUFeagely.com for life or until you kiss a bird's ass.

Did you say bird?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2012, 09:11:13 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2012, 09:08:16 PM
Did you say bird?

I thought the bird was the word?
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2012, 09:19:43 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 08, 2012, 08:13:08 PM
At least you will have a chance to see a win.  I have plane tickets, game tickets and a rental car for the LSU game. 

If my Corndog opens his fucking mouth just >< this much, the next person he talks to will be my divorce attorney.

And thats where we are folks ULM is now a "Chance" to win a game.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2012, 09:21:23 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 08, 2012, 08:13:08 PM
At least you will have a chance to see a win.  I have plane tickets, game tickets and a rental car for the LSU game. 

If my Corndog opens his fucking mouth just >< this much, the next person he talks to will be my divorce attorney.

He's too busy enjoying his team this year.

Quote from: TheSix on September 08, 2012, 01:23:58 PM
Mississippi State isn't even good. They are below good. Fearful for the ugly that could be LSU and Arkansas.

And I'm gonna win Power Ball and Texas Lotto tonight.
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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2012, 09:30:03 PM »
The more I think about this abomination, the more I think the blame falls squarely on the shoulders of Chizik.  He has had 3 years to sign more than one decent quarterback and one marginal middle linebacker.
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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2012, 09:31:49 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2012, 09:30:03 PM
The more I think about this abomination, the more I think the blame falls squarely on the shoulders of Chizik.  He has had 3 years to sign more than one decent quarterback and one marginal middle linebacker.

Dang Dude you are being nice.

I have seen my sister tackle people better (When she was horney) :sad:
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2012, 09:37:51 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on September 08, 2012, 09:31:49 PM
Dang Dude you are being nice.

I have seen my sister tackle people better (When she was horney) :sad:

You thought I was calling Holland marginal?  No fucking way.  Jason Miska would beat the ever living fuck out of him.  Hell, Markeith Cooper could run through his tackle.
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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2012, 09:40:32 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2012, 09:37:51 PM
Jason Miska would beat the ever living fudge out of him.

Whatever happened to ole Miska?

According to the Google he is a linebacker coach at a high school.
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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2012, 09:42:31 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2012, 09:37:51 PM
You thought I was calling Holland marginal?  No fucking way.  Jason Miska would beat the ever living fuck out of him.  Hell, Markeith Cooper could run through his tackle.

He would have to do it 8 yards down field.
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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2012, 09:43:07 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2012, 09:37:51 PM
Jason Miska would rip that fro out of Holland's head and beat the ever living fuck out of him with it.
Slightly adjusted.
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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2012, 09:44:58 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 08, 2012, 09:43:07 PM
Slightly adjusted.

While fucking his girlfriend
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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #37 on: September 08, 2012, 09:50:49 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2012, 09:44:58 PM
While fucking his girlfriend dallas' horny sister.
Repaired.
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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #38 on: September 08, 2012, 09:56:18 PM »
If we are going to lose and look like shit in the process, put the freshmen in the game.  I'd much rather see Frost at least attack the ball and not know what plays are being called than watch the the fucking long haired hippie get blasted every play.
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Re: THS's Stream of Consciousness
« Reply #39 on: September 08, 2012, 09:58:50 PM »

While fucking his girlfriend dallas' horny sister.

Well shes older now but still better than him.

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 08, 2012, 09:50:49 PM
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