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« on: August 15, 2012, 02:30:23 PM »
http://blog.al.com/wire/2012/08/cullman_mayoral_candidate_says.html

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By The Associated Press


CULLMAN, Ala. (AP) — A Cullman mayoral candidate says she isn’t worried that an appearance on the Jerry Springer show a decade ago will hurt her campaign.

Verna Jackson Hammons is running for mayor in Cullman. Ten years ago, she went on Springer’s syndicated TV show with her lover and his wife and got into a fight with the woman.

Hammons says she was with the man about a year before they split up, and then she moved to Cullman. She now runs a barber and automobile detailing shop in the north Alabama city.

Hammons says she’s in the four-person mayoral race to win. She says she’s running because she wants to help the people of Cullman.


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Re: Pagining Mr. ssgaufan. Paging Mr. ssgaufan!
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2012, 02:32:57 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2012, 02:37:37 PM »
Oh snizzap
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Pagining Mr. ssgaufan. Paging Mr. ssgaufan!
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2012, 02:47:47 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2012, 04:50:44 PM »
A barber/auto detailing business? Talk about convenience. I have to drive clear across town to knock these 2 items off the list.
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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2012, 04:52:13 PM »
Please let her be a Bammer, please, please......
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« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2012, 09:22:21 PM »
She's a little rough around the edges.

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=6&f=3831&t=9233552
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http://www.atlantamugshots.org/Mugshots/Verna_hammons/90425-ada58006b9e864bea3179edbfb731e09




HOUSED FOR CALHOUN P.D.-FTA/ NO INS./ FAIL HAV GA LIC.

VERNA HAMMONS
BOOKED: 10/01/2005-01:02 AM
WHERE: GORDON 
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« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2012, 10:07:29 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2012, 08:02:32 AM »
Please let her be a Bammer, please, please......

She's in Cullman, so I would say that is pretty well a forgone conclusion.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2012, 02:01:13 PM »
She's in Cullman, so I would say that is pretty well a forgone conclusion.

Hey, fuck yo... wait, you are correct.   :facepalm:
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