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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #80 on: November 27, 2012, 01:16:30 PM »

This is American History.  I see the globe right there.


What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #81 on: November 27, 2012, 01:22:39 PM »
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« Reply #82 on: July 18, 2013, 10:24:44 AM »
Someone called Samuellaw has joined but hasn't posted or reported to Jumbo. Get on it people. They ain't paying us by the hour.
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« Reply #83 on: November 21, 2013, 11:43:05 PM »
Someone called Samuellaw has joined but hasn't posted or reported to Jumbo. Get on it people. They ain't paying us by the hour.
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« Reply #84 on: February 05, 2015, 05:01:01 PM »
This is sooooooo much better than AUFamily. War Damn Eagle
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« Reply #85 on: February 05, 2015, 05:16:39 PM »
This is sooooooo much better than AUFamily. War Damn Eagle

Get fucked.
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« Reply #86 on: February 05, 2015, 05:19:44 PM »
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« Reply #87 on: February 05, 2015, 05:22:08 PM »
Jumbo, get his dog.  Prayers sent.
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« Reply #88 on: February 05, 2015, 05:24:08 PM »
This is sooooooo much better than AUFamily. War Damn Eagle
Have fun, post often, and watch out for VV
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« Reply #89 on: February 05, 2015, 06:31:39 PM »
Have fun, post often, and watch out for VV


Already callin' dibs, huh? Prison rules, I applaud the gusto.
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« Reply #90 on: February 06, 2015, 07:27:01 AM »
This is sooooooo much better than AUFamily. War Damn Eagle

It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #91 on: February 06, 2015, 10:35:11 AM »
This place would grow if you guys would be a bit nicer to the new people. (Especially any new wimmins)

And stop running off epic posters like Chizad...JS
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« Reply #92 on: February 06, 2015, 10:37:13 AM »
This place would grow if you guys would be a bit nicer to the new people. (Especially any new wimmins)

And stop running off epic posters like Chizad...JS

I blame your blatant racism.
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« Reply #93 on: February 06, 2015, 10:39:03 AM »
I blame your blatant racism.

and hating of teh gheys.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #94 on: February 06, 2015, 11:03:29 AM »
This is sooooooo much better than AUFamily. War Damn Eagle
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #95 on: February 06, 2015, 11:04:16 AM »
That southern drawl of yours automatically screams ghey hating racist to our new posters.   
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #96 on: February 06, 2015, 11:37:31 AM »
That southern drawl of yours automatically screams ghey hating racist to our new posters.   


If I hate racist what does that make me?
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #97 on: February 06, 2015, 11:45:58 AM »

If I hate racist what does that make me?

ghey.  Definitely ghey
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« Reply #98 on: February 06, 2015, 12:50:33 PM »

If I hate racist what does that make me?
IDK... a racist bigot?
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« Reply #99 on: February 06, 2015, 12:54:24 PM »

If I hate racist what does that make me?

Not able to speak the engrish language?
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