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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2012, 04:42:53 PM »
You're all cordially invited to go fuck a wasp nest.
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« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2012, 05:21:01 PM »
You're all cordially invited to go fuck a wasp nest.

I LOLed at the visual of fucking a wasp nest.
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« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2012, 05:23:48 PM »
I LOLed at the visual of fucking a wasp nest.

I grimaced in pain and felt a low, burning pain in my testicles when I pictured fucking a wasp nest. 
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2012, 05:25:23 PM »
I grimaced in pain and felt a low, burning pain in my testicles when I pictured fucking a wasp nest.
Why must we continually take shots at Snaggle...it is wrong.
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2012, 07:08:01 PM »
Thank you, thank you...I think. Been a lurker about a year and don't say a lot. Just watching and learning the proper way to humiliate my fellow employees. Y'all are the best teachers. Will try to get more involved . Yes, I do have a keen car. I wept when I saw what happen to I believe dallas'. Not easily offended but there is one thing that disgusts me about some here. Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product. Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.
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« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2012, 07:16:30 PM »
Thank you, thank you...I think. Been a lurker about a year and don't say a lot. Just watching and learning the proper way to humiliate my fellow employees. Y'all are the best teachers. Will try to get more involved . Yes, I do have a keen car. I wept when I saw what happen to I believe dallas'. Not easily offended but there is one thing that disgusts me about some here. Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product. Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.
Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
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« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2012, 07:44:47 PM »
Thank you, thank you...I think. Been a lurker about a year and don't say a lot. Just watching and learning the proper way to humiliate my fellow employees. Y'all are the best teachers. Will try to get more involved . Yes, I do have a keen car. I wept when I saw what happen to I believe dallas'. Not easily offended but there is one thing that disgusts me about some here. Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product. Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.

Uh oh, somebody is not gonna like that...   

What do you think about long snappers?
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« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2012, 08:10:51 PM »
Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
From afar...




when you are changing. 
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« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2012, 08:19:57 PM »
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2012, 08:42:01 PM »
Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.
Do you have any goats?
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« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2012, 09:00:17 PM »
crab claws and dino eggs are frowned upon.

don't forget to stop by  :hop:
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« Reply #31 on: August 15, 2012, 09:14:15 PM »
Must admit the quote function owns me..
Long snappers- Nice asses
Goats- Been pimping them to bammers since my Eclectic days. My business card below.
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« Reply #32 on: August 15, 2012, 09:19:09 PM »
Forgot I had this. Terrence Cody my best customer.
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« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2012, 09:21:01 PM »
Thank you, thank you...I think. Been a lurker about a year and don't say a lot. Just watching and learning the proper way to humiliate my fellow employees. Y'all are the best teachers. Will try to get more involved . Yes, I do have a keen car. I wept when I saw what happen to I believe dallas'. Not easily offended but there is one thing that disgusts me about some here. Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product. Will the fisting of my dog take place in the keen car? That's where I usually do it.

I can spot an ass kissing, knob slobber a mile away!
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« Reply #34 on: August 15, 2012, 09:33:26 PM »
I can spot an ass kissing, knob slobber a mile away!
Yep....you got the "tater"
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2012, 10:14:54 PM »
Only a pussy would mix fine burbunz with a coke product.

As the owner of one of the two (official) pussies on this board, I resent the connection between pussies and shitastic taste in mixed drinks.

I am sure you meant to say "nutless wonder".
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2012, 10:20:59 PM »
As the owner of one of the two (official) pussies on this board, I resent the connection between pussies and shitastic taste in mixed drinks.

I am sure you meant to say "nutless wonder".

Pussy > mixed drinks any day of the week.
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« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2012, 10:40:44 PM »
Pussy > mixed drinks any day of the week.

What he said...
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Re: Official Welcome to New Members.
« Reply #38 on: August 15, 2012, 11:29:48 PM »
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« Reply #39 on: August 15, 2012, 11:31:56 PM »
X2

Yes... yes we are all well aware.  It doesn't count when its the same pussy 25,000 times.
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