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Portal Time Again

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Re: Portal Time Again
« Reply #60 on: April 24, 2024, 02:34:47 PM »
Growth spurt.

Off season workouts and protein shakes are the ticket. 
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Re: Portal Time Again
« Reply #61 on: April 24, 2024, 03:10:28 PM »
Caleb Wooden: Played in 12 games last season.  15 tackles and an interception in the Music City Bowl

They need to create a special drill for Wooden. When he gets an INT, he immediately flips the ball to another DB. I have never seen a DB go as slow with a ball in his hands as this guy. It was scary to watch. Dude looks like he has cement blocks for feet.how can a guy be fast enough to play DB, but can’t run straight ahead with a ball in his hands!
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Re: Portal Time Again
« Reply #62 on: April 24, 2024, 03:24:52 PM »
They need to create a special drill for Wooden. When he gets an INT, he immediately flips the ball to another DB. I have never seen a DB go as slow with a ball in his hands as this guy. It was scary to watch. Dude looks like he has cement blocks for feet.how can a guy be fast enough to play DB, but can’t run straight ahead with a ball in his hands!

The guy's not Superman.  Jeez, some fans expect way too much.
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Re: Portal Time Again
« Reply #63 on: April 24, 2024, 03:38:39 PM »
The guy's not Superman.  Jeez, some fans expect way too much.
They need to create a special drill for Wooden. When he gets an INT, he immediately flips the ball to another DB. I have never seen a DB go as slow with a ball in his hands as this guy. It was scary to watch. Dude looks like he has cement blocks for feet.how can a guy be fast enough to play DB, but can’t run straight ahead with a ball in his hands!
One leg is two inches shorter than the other two.
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Re: Portal Time Again
« Reply #64 on: April 24, 2024, 03:45:30 PM »
Off season workouts and protein shakes are the ticket.

I heard on Wednesday’s, he does back… because if he wants to slam his meat root into her stink chute, his back better be fuckin’ swole.
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Re: Portal Time Again
« Reply #65 on: April 24, 2024, 04:09:05 PM »
I heard on Wednesday’s, he does back… because if he wants to slam his meat root into her stink chute, his back better be fuckin’ swole.

^^^THIS^^^
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Re: Portal Time Again
« Reply #66 on: April 24, 2024, 04:13:57 PM »
Speaking of port holes, just saw that Bama's center, James Brockermeyer, jumped in.  Not that I care, but I had to read some comments.  Sure enough.....

"He was losing the competition"

"I'm glad.  He didn't show Bama nothing."

"He wasn't any good in the Spring game"

"The center that came with Debuwer from Washington was beatin' him out." (BTW, the center that came from Washington hasn't practiced yet.)

"Good riddance.  Maybe Ohio State wants him".


Fans are fricked up.
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Re: Portal Time Again
« Reply #67 on: April 24, 2024, 06:20:35 PM »
Keandre Lambert-Smith in to the Plains.
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Re: Portal Time Again
« Reply #68 on: April 24, 2024, 07:37:42 PM »
Keandre Lambert-Smith in to the Plains.

Big big deal here. I personally think that the DL additions and KLS equals 2 more wins next season.
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Re: Portal Time Again
« Reply #69 on: April 24, 2024, 07:58:47 PM »
Keandre Lambert-Smith in to the Plains.

We might win some games in 2024, Weskie!
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« Reply #70 on: April 24, 2024, 08:04:16 PM »
BTW, we have 4 more DB's coming in who didn't enroll early. Possible to find a gem in that group.

a diamond?
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