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Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
« on: July 12, 2012, 03:52:46 PM »
http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2012/07/12/sex-helps-worlds-fattest-woman-shed-100-pounds/?cxntlid=thbz_hm

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Sex helps ‘World’s Fattest Woman’ shed 100 pounds
12:20 pm July 12, 2012, by George Mathis

I’ve gained a little weight lately and I thought it was due to hitting middle age.

But, a recent article I read about a woman who lost 100 pounds by having lots of sex has me rethinking that theory.

Clearly, the solution is to have sex seven times a day like Pauline Potter, who was once dubbed the “World’s Fattest Woman” by Guinness, a company that at one time created both delicious beer and a book of world records.

Potter, no relation to Harry, alleges her sex life became magical after her ex-husband, who had read about her record weight of more than 700 pounds, decided to visit her.

The Closer Online article states “they now make love up to seven times in one day, despite [140-pound] Alex risking suffocation if Pauline gets on top.”

Wiry Alex allegedly does “most of the work in the bedroom,” but Pauline says “it’s great exercise just jiggling around.”

The 47-year-old Californian began binge eating Big Macs when she and Alex split in 2008. She gained so much weight she could no longer walk.

But in the seven months since Alex started visiting, she’s lost 100 pounds and can now stand up under her own power.

Alex, who visits eight days a month, needs to “visit more so he can help me shed the pounds quicker,” said Pauline, who hopes to drop down to 530 pounds so she can move to Arizona with her once and perhaps future husband.

Hopefully there’s some truth to this diet plan, else I may have to consider the old fashioned way of proper diet and exercise.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2012, 06:14:10 PM »
A 140lb man banging a 700lb woman 7 times a day. 


Give that man a medal.
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

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Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2012, 09:01:36 PM »
700 pounder? Talk about a triple whopper .... with cheese even!
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2012, 09:34:12 PM »
700 pounder? Talk about a triple whopper .... with cheese even!

 :puke:
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Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2012, 11:20:45 PM »
How the hell do you know if got it in da hole? I mean, that guy must be very well endowed to avoid the folds that she MUST have. I just threw up a little. :facepalm:

http://www.closeronline.co.uk/Assets/Image/120709_FAT2_LEAD.jpg[/img]

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Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2012, 09:21:58 AM »
How the hell do you know if got it in da hole? I mean, that guy must be very well endowed to avoid the folds that she MUST have. I just threw up a little. :facepalm:

http://www.closeronline.co.uk/Assets/Image/120709_FAT2_LEAD.jpg[/img]

You roll her in flour and go for the wet spot
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2012, 09:22:47 AM »
You roll her in flour and go for the wet spot

700 pound woman gotta be sweaty in every fat roll though...
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2012, 09:38:46 AM »
I am truly sorry that I clicked on this thread........
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2012, 11:34:18 AM »
A 140lb man banging a 700lb woman 7 times a day. 


Give that man a medal.

And have him declared legally insane.
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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2012, 12:00:04 PM »
What do a fat woman and a scooter have in common?

They're both fun to ride until you friends find out.
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

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Re: Hey baby, I got your Big Mac right here!
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2012, 12:07:17 PM »
What do a fat woman and a scooter have in common?

They're both fun to ride until you friends find out.

A good joke and +2 for throwing in the ebonics.

Your mama's so fat, she's half Italian, half Irish and half American
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."