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Look out for the bull, the Schlitz malt liquor bull

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Look out for the bull, the Schlitz malt liquor bull
« on: May 24, 2012, 06:38:49 PM »
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Cows crash backyard gathering to drink guests' beers, police say

May 24, 2012 5:58 PM EDT

Police say a roving group of cows crashed a small gathering in a Massachusetts town and bullied the guests for their beer.

Boxford police Lt. James Riter says he was responding to a call for loose cows on Sunday and spotted them in a front yard.

Riter says the herd high-tailed it for the backyard and then he heard screaming. He says when he ran back there he saw the cows had chased off some young adults and were drinking their beers.

Riter says the cows had knocked the beer cans over on a table and were lapping up what spilled. He says they even started rooting around the recycled cans for some extra drops.

Riter says the cows' owner and some friends herded the cows back home.

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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Look out for the bull, the Schlitz malt liquor bull
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2012, 08:55:06 PM »
That's how it starts...crash a party and steal their beer.  The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Look out for the bull, the Schlitz malt liquor bull
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2012, 07:12:03 AM »
That's how it starts...crash a party and steal their beer.  The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."