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Live and Let Diet

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #1020 on: January 23, 2013, 11:05:05 AM »
5'8?  Shit, son.  I'm 5'7 on a good day. 

I weighed 210 pounds, worked out with 315 pounds on bench and could squat 450.  I was also dirty.  And the center and tackle next to me were both over 6 feet and weighed about 300 each.   

And yeah.  Offensive line.  Right guard.  Started 12 games and had the highest grade every week.  Could also throw the football a quarter mile.



In other news...how come when you google images of "short fat kid football", unrelated pictures of naked women showing off their snatch appear. Sometimes the internet is the devil. Makes me want to lock every god damn computer in the house away from my kids... :facepalm:

You don't even have to know what to look for...shit just pops up...
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #1021 on: January 23, 2013, 11:18:11 AM »


In other news...how come when you google images of "short fat kid football", unrelated pictures of naked women showing off their snatch appear. Sometimes the internet is the devil. Makes me want to lock every god damn computer in the house away from my kids... :facepalm:

You don't even have to know what to look for...shit just pops up...

When you constantly go on porn sites for hours at a time, you automatically get a virus that causes those pop-ups to appear at random times. And you can't click them off. You literally have to shut down the computer and start over.





Or so I've read.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #1022 on: January 23, 2013, 11:23:53 AM »


In other news...how come when you google images of "short fat kid football", unrelated pictures of naked women showing off their snatch appear. Sometimes the internet is the devil. Makes me want to lock every god damn computer in the house away from my kids... :facepalm:

You don't even have to know what to look for...shit just pops up...

Thought that is what made it great?
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #1023 on: January 23, 2013, 11:25:34 AM »
Thought that is what made it great?

Until you walk in and find a naked woman on the screen with your 7 year old looking at it...
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #1024 on: January 23, 2013, 11:27:26 AM »
When you constantly go on porn sites for hours at a time, you automatically get a virus that causes those pop-ups to appear at random times. And you can't click them off. You literally have to shut down the computer and start over.


Not a pop up. These were images that were related to the search. Not sure fucking how...but they were...
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #1025 on: January 23, 2013, 11:37:42 AM »


In other news...how come when you google images of "short fat kid football", unrelated pictures of naked women showing off their snatch appear. Sometimes the internet is the devil. Makes me want to lock every god damn computer in the house away from my kids... :facepalm:

You don't even have to know what to look for...shit just pops up...


Try Coke bottle and see what you get.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #1026 on: January 23, 2013, 11:56:44 AM »
Not a pop up. These were images that were related to the search. Not sure fucking how...but they were...

If you are using Google to search, you can turn on the filter for safe images only, I think.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #1027 on: January 23, 2013, 12:04:48 PM »
Until you walk in and find a naked woman on the screen with your 7 year old looking at it...

There is really no substitute for a real world education.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #1028 on: January 24, 2013, 07:09:22 PM »
how many people here have now searched for "short fat kid football" to check it out?
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #1029 on: January 24, 2013, 09:10:58 PM »


It's Mai Tai Te'o, the imaginary child of Manti and Lennay.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #1030 on: January 24, 2013, 10:44:38 PM »
how many people here have now searched for "short fat kid football" to check it out?

I was too busy searching for "hairy cock sandwich."
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #1031 on: January 25, 2013, 02:50:05 PM »
Conch Fritters.  These are a lot easier to make if you have a Cuisinart®.  (DC-10-Pro...eat your heart out!!)  If you have one of those, you just put the conch in and it beats it to smithereens.  Without it, you have to lots of pounding and cutting, to get the conch to be tender.  (Conch tastes like abalone, but it's a lot tougher!!)  Here's the combination, courtesy of the Hospital Auxiliary Cook Book.  (Thanks, Olga.)
Step 1.     Put all of this in the Cuisinart.
    1 lb Cleaned Conch  (drop this in, a piece at a time, while the machine is running)
    1 oz. sweet green or red pepper
    1/2 habañero pepper (or equivalent Marie Sharp's Habañero Sauce)
    1 oz. tomatoes
    1 oz. onions 
Step 2:  Sieve this together and then add to blend from Step 1.
   2 cups flour
   2 tsp baking powder
   1 tsp salt
   1 tsp black pepper
Step 3:  Add as much of this liquid to form a stiff consistency.
   1. cup water
   1 TBSP lime juice
 
Fry in deep fat by dropping spoonfuls.   Fritters will be golden to deep brown.  Big spoonfuls for a main dish; small spoonfuls for an appetizer.  Dry on absorbent paper.
Serve with sections of lime, cocktail sauce and/or tartar sauce 

http://belizenorth.com/belizean_recipes_text.htm
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #1032 on: January 25, 2013, 04:28:30 PM »
Had a binge.

The wife brought home a huge bag of Starburst jelly beans yesterday.  She said they were for me.  I told her that I was on a strict diet and didn't want any of it and was pissed that she brought it into the house.  She said, "Fine, I'll bring them to my students tomorrow." 

But then I sat down and ate half the bag.

And before noon this morning, I finished the bag while watching Fat Head on Netflix. 

I ate 10 cups of jelly beans.  270 grams of sugar.  1400 calories in the span of about 15 hours. 

HOWEVER the good news is that because of my exercise routine, I never once felt bad.  No sluggish feeling.  No bloat.  Nothing.  This morning I hit the weights for 30 minutes and went on a 20 minute run.  The jelly beans were probably a good post workout meal to help me bulk up. 
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #1033 on: January 28, 2013, 11:20:03 AM »
Caught a rotovirus that is going around.  Lost about 5 lbs in 2 days.  Can't say I recommend it.  Just not a very sustainable weight loss plan.
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« Reply #1034 on: January 28, 2013, 11:23:06 AM »
Caught a rotovirus that is going around.  Lost about 5 lbs in 2 days.  Can't say I recommend it.  Just not a very sustainable weight loss plan.

Ughh...
Vitamins.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #1035 on: January 28, 2013, 11:23:54 AM »
Had a binge.

The wife brought home a huge bag of Starburst jelly beans yesterday.  She said they were for me.  I told her that I was on a strict diet and didn't want any of it and was pissed that she brought it into the house.  She said, "Fine, I'll bring them to my students tomorrow." 

But then I sat down and ate half the bag.

And before noon this morning, I finished the bag while watching Fat Head on Netflix. 

I ate 10 cups of jelly beans.  270 grams of sugar.  1400 calories in the span of about 15 hours. 

HOWEVER the good news is that because of my exercise routine, I never once felt bad.  No sluggish feeling.  No bloat.  Nothing.  This morning I hit the weights for 30 minutes and went on a 20 minute run.  The jelly beans were probably a good post workout meal to help me bulk up.

I would not worry about empty sugar calories. It's the fat that gets you.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #1036 on: January 28, 2013, 11:26:54 AM »
I would not worry about empty sugar calories. It's the fat that gets you.

Ummm ok.
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« Reply #1037 on: January 28, 2013, 11:36:05 AM »
I would not worry about empty sugar calories. It's the fat that gets you.

Complete opposite, my friend. 

Stay away from sugar.  All of it. 

Eat fat.  Lots of it. 
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #1038 on: January 28, 2013, 11:43:23 AM »
Caught a rotovirus that is going around.  Lost about 5 lbs in 2 days.  Can't say I recommend it.  Just not a very sustainable weight loss plan.

The joys of having kids that go to school and catch the other kids crap. In my case the joy of having a wife teach 1st graders who know nothing about hygiene and she brings the crap home.  Every year since she first started teaching I get at least one roto/stomach virus and it will shed the lbs.
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

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