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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #680 on: September 14, 2012, 10:09:46 AM »
Since I was too verbose last time...

13 pounds lost from all the right places.

Tummy flat.

Curves intact.

Girls still perky.

I'm thinking 10 more before I am content.

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #681 on: September 14, 2012, 10:27:33 AM »
:pics:   Well, not the whole thread, just this post.

Dang!  I was ready with the trusty camera phone.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #682 on: September 14, 2012, 10:35:35 AM »
Alright you lugs, where are you?  Gaining weight?  Eating swiss cake rolls when no one is looking?  Having an extra hot dog at the game?  Extra cheese on the nachos?

My diet here lately has consisted of bourbon, beer, water, coffee, Chinese and Lenny's/Jersy Mike's sandwiches.  Throw in some bbq with all the trimmings in there a couple of times as well. 

Traininig = non existet, I have been sick, mini-AUTiger1 has been sick and I have missed out taking care of him, and my kness are hurting like hell.

Also go on TDY tomorrow and won't be back until next Friday.  Lets just say the place I am going has a pub at every other door.  Hopefully when I get home I can get something done about it.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #683 on: September 14, 2012, 10:50:17 AM »
bourbon
beer
coffee
Chinese
Lenny's/Jersy Mike's sandwiches 
bbq with all the trimmings
Traininig = non existet
I have been sick


All that put together = Damn, I feel sorry for your toliet.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #684 on: September 14, 2012, 11:45:04 AM »
All that put together = Damn, I feel sorry for your toliet.

I have been sick = sinuses.  I have a cast iron stomach, excpet when it comes to joint injuries.  Watch someone on Discovery Health come in the ER with blood running everywhere, no problem.  Watch a kid on Saturday tweak a knee or ankle, and I get to the point I want to throw up.  Go figure.

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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #685 on: September 19, 2012, 01:48:54 PM »
Since I was too verbose last time...

13 pounds lost from all the right places.

Tummy flat.

Curves intact.

Girls still perky.

I'm thinking 10 more before I am content.

Make that 15, bitches. Just in time for tailgate...

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #686 on: September 19, 2012, 02:07:49 PM »
 :facepalm:

I'm back to 165. 

I lost 8 pounds before work started.  Gained it all back. 

Totally my fault too.  My wife may have made pumpkin cupcakes the other night, but I don't need to eat three of them a day.  I may have gone back to eating carbs, but that doesn't mean I need to eat three bags of kettle popcorn while watching The Walking Dead. 

UGGGHHHHH.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #687 on: September 19, 2012, 02:36:54 PM »
i went backpacking over the weekend.  lost 4 lbs. 
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #688 on: September 19, 2012, 03:14:11 PM »
i went backpacking over the weekend.  lost 4 lbs.

Pinko commie granola muncher.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #689 on: September 19, 2012, 03:54:51 PM »
Pinko commie granola muncher.

How a man loses weight after smokin' all that weed is beyond me. 
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #690 on: September 19, 2012, 03:58:10 PM »
Finally got sirrius again this week...combine that with the fact that I have no time for lunch anymore, and I have lost back 3 of the 10 pounds I recently had put back on.

I plan to hit my big milestone by the aTm game.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #691 on: September 19, 2012, 04:06:44 PM »
Still hovering at 202.  Amazing that I can't get under 200.   :facepalm:
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #692 on: September 19, 2012, 04:14:55 PM »
Still holding at 232 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal.


Okay the twisty thing is actually krullers from Dunkin' Donuts and I did spritz on some Axe body spray this morning. 
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #693 on: September 19, 2012, 04:17:43 PM »
Oh, and everyone point and laugh at AU1 when he gets back next week.  In England all week existing solely on a diet of beer...and beer.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #694 on: September 19, 2012, 04:59:40 PM »
Finally got sirrius again this week...combine that with the fact that I have no time for lunch anymore, and I have lost back 3 of the 10 pounds I recently had put back on.

I plan to hit my big milestone by the aTm game.

Planning to impress one of those Aggy cheerleaders?
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #695 on: September 19, 2012, 05:26:51 PM »
Planning to impress one of those Aggy cheerleaders?

someone gots to milk'em. 
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #696 on: September 19, 2012, 06:13:22 PM »
Fuck-a-fuck.

Trying to get back on the diet and what do I do?  Go to the grocery, buy ingredients for pizza.  Then, come home, eat two cupcakes because they are got-damn delicious. 

Eschewed running in order to watch The Walking Dead episodes. 

I'm in definite fat mode right now. 
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #697 on: September 19, 2012, 08:11:09 PM »
Oh, and everyone point and laugh at AU1 when he gets back next week.  In England all week existing solely on a diet of beer...and beer.

Don't forget beef roast, beef pie, shepards pie, mash, &peas.  Oh, haggis, neeps and tatties, black pudding, fish and chips , can't forget  that!  Add all of it together with teh whiskey and yes, I will have gained some weight.  The food isn't bad other than the black pudding. :puke:
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #698 on: September 19, 2012, 09:22:00 PM »
Don't forget beef roast, beef pie, shepards pie, mash, &peas.  Oh, haggis, neeps and tatties, black pudding, fish and chips , can't forget  that!  Add all of it together with teh whiskey and yes, I will have gained some weight.  The food isn't bad other than the black pudding. :puke:

Neeps and tatties... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Fish and chips too. You can keep most of the rest.

But I dream of neeps and tatties when it's cold and raining outside.

If I lived in Aberdeen, I wold weigh 500 pounds. 

You can also get some of the best Asian food in the world there too.  Not separated by country. Just "Asian Take Away" on a small sign outside a total dive.  Best EVAH.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #699 on: September 19, 2012, 09:45:27 PM »
i dream of nipples and titties.
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