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Live and Let Diet

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #180 on: May 24, 2012, 10:29:36 PM »
I've lost 20 lb's in two months.  Beg me and I will share my secrets. 
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #181 on: May 25, 2012, 12:07:30 AM »
I've lost 20 lb's in two months.  Beg me and I will share my secrets.

I got you beat, 30lbs in 7 weeks.  I need no secrets. Actually my secret is being a fat fuck that needs to lose a shit load of weight.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #182 on: May 25, 2012, 09:43:22 AM »
Secrets are:

Less fatty foods
Less calories
Work out
Weight is easier to lose on the high end.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #183 on: May 25, 2012, 10:02:06 AM »
Yep.  Just stop eating so damn much.  You'll lose weight.  Fat bastards.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #184 on: May 25, 2012, 10:22:10 AM »
Yep.  Just stop eating so damn much.  You'll lose weight.  Fat bastards.

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #185 on: May 25, 2012, 10:23:23 AM »
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #186 on: May 25, 2012, 12:03:56 PM »
My secret was cocaine and tape worms.
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« Reply #187 on: May 25, 2012, 12:05:16 PM »
My secret was cocaine and tape worms.

I knew a guy at Auburn that would do cocaine for the sole purpose of losing weight.  He didn't last very long at Auburn. 
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #188 on: May 25, 2012, 12:12:50 PM »
Yep.  Just stop eating so damn much.  You'll lose weight.  Fat bastards.



Last night was soooo bad.  Too many beers and then waffle house.  Breakfast this morning was pretty good.  Whole wheat toast, one egg, 1% cheese. 
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #189 on: May 25, 2012, 12:29:33 PM »


Last night was soooo bad.  Too many beers and then waffle house.  Breakfast this morning was pretty good.  Whole wheat toast, one egg, 1% cheese.

Your texting skillz suck when your toasted. 
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #190 on: May 25, 2012, 12:35:36 PM »
Your texting skillz suck when your toasted.

Touch screen sucks when you are drunk.   I will admit, my drunk texting skillz have gotten worse since the phone upgrade.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #191 on: May 25, 2012, 01:03:29 PM »
For some reason, when I drink my fingers get real fat.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #192 on: May 25, 2012, 01:32:06 PM »
For some reason, when I drink my fingers get real fat.

Yup.  Exactly.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #193 on: May 25, 2012, 02:00:35 PM »
Bulimia, that shit works wonders.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #194 on: May 25, 2012, 02:02:09 PM »
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #195 on: May 25, 2012, 02:03:07 PM »
Last night, I went to a new restaurant called Bulimia's.  The line to the bathroom was incredible.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #196 on: May 25, 2012, 02:07:16 PM »
Last night, I went to a new restaurant called Bulimia's.  The line to the bathroom was incredible.

Aha!!!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #197 on: May 25, 2012, 02:11:00 PM »
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #198 on: May 25, 2012, 02:24:41 PM »
Your texting skillz suck when your toasted.
Irony.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #199 on: May 25, 2012, 02:44:39 PM »
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