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Live and Let Diet

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #100 on: May 21, 2012, 11:54:41 AM »
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It's al personal preference, but damn!  To me she is hot. 


We're on teh same basic diet.

I said earlier the only reason I diet and exercise at all is so I can smoke cigars and drink teh burrbinz.  It helps me to not feel so bad the next day. 

I'm with Snags, I will give you a pass this time.

Ahemmm, thanks for the invite Snag. No, really its ok. I don't want your beer anyway.

Ya think you know someone.....


Asphalt is cheaper than a treadmill.

Don't feel bad, he didn't invite me either.   What a prick he is, no?   

So let me get this straight.  Simp's wife runs all the time and so much that she gets stress fractures?  Yet they have 22 kids?  Damn simp, you must be fast!
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #101 on: May 21, 2012, 11:54:51 AM »
I'm gonna be hitting teh ab machines twice as hard this week too.  Gotta get rid of the love handles before I get all bronzed up in the sand.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #102 on: May 21, 2012, 11:56:43 AM »
Breakfast this morning was a delicious cup of coffee (24.oz) a granola bar and a banana.  Yum!
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #103 on: May 21, 2012, 11:57:43 AM »
It's al personal preference, but damn!  To me she is hot. 


I said earlier the only reason I diet and exercise at all is so I can smoke cigars and drink teh burrbinz.  It helps me to not feel so bad the next day. 

I'm with Snags, I will give you a pass this time.

Don't feel bad, he didn't invite me either.   What a prick he is, no?   

So let me get this straight.  Simp's wife runs all the time and so much that she gets stress fractures?  Yet they have 22 kids?  Damn simp, you must be fast!

That Snags thinks he is better than us now, just because he was the first to get his order in from Jim. Funny how fame makes a person change. Snags used to be a person that cared. Let him and Jim drink beer together, see if I care.

Simp is like a rabbit dude.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #104 on: May 21, 2012, 11:58:54 AM »
Breakfast this morning was a delicious cup of coffee (24.oz) a granola bar and a banana.  Yum!

Coffee is a must for me. I love it. Cant go a day without it. I love the taste of the stuff too. Contrary to popular 80's beliefs, its actually good for you. And it speeds of metabolism.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #105 on: May 21, 2012, 12:00:41 PM »
Breakfast this morning was a delicious cup of coffee (24.oz) a granola bar and a banana.  Yum!

I'm setting the BM over/under before 12:00 at 3.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #106 on: May 21, 2012, 12:05:22 PM »
I'm sorry, were some of you talking?

Oatmeal for breakfast and a pack of white tuna for mid-morning snack.  Starting on my 4th bottle of water. Hold on. I'll be right back....


Aaahhhh....much better.  Lunch will be yogurt and a banana.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #107 on: May 21, 2012, 12:06:21 PM »
Currently admiring that dreamcatcher Jim made for me.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #108 on: May 21, 2012, 12:11:09 PM »
Currently admiring that dreamcatcher Jim made for me.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #109 on: May 21, 2012, 12:21:23 PM »
Currently admiring that dreamcatcher Jim made for me.

Oh, so you think you are better than us now? Is that what this is all about?
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #110 on: May 21, 2012, 12:24:58 PM »
Oh, so you think you are better than us now? Is that what this is all about?

Well yeah. I thought you knew.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #111 on: May 21, 2012, 12:27:01 PM »
Well yeah. I thought you knew.

Just wait until I get my pink polka dotted oversized anal beads. We shall see who is better then. You just wait.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #112 on: May 21, 2012, 12:30:55 PM »
Just wait until I get my pink polka dotted oversized anal beads. We shall see who is better then. You just wait.

Jim just texted me to say my lime green glow-in-the-dark anal beads should arrive this afternoon on UPS.  That Jim is one efficient guy.  And funny too.  Man, have we had the laffs.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #113 on: May 21, 2012, 12:32:26 PM »
Jim just texted me to say my lime green glow-in-the-dark anal beads should arrive this afternoon on UPS.  That Jim is one efficient guy.  And funny too.  Man, have we had the laffs.

Had to one up me didn't you with glow in the dark?

lime green glow-in-the-dark anal beads > pink polka dotted anal beads

 :facepalm:
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #114 on: May 21, 2012, 12:33:01 PM »
To sort of continue with the theme here...all the proper eating and exercise will culminate this weekend with a low country boil....and beer.  Did I mention beer?
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #115 on: May 21, 2012, 12:33:26 PM »
Had to one up me didn't you with glow in the dark?

lime green glow-in-the-dark anal beads > pink polka dotted anal beads

 :facepalm:

It's all about who you know.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #116 on: May 21, 2012, 12:39:03 PM »
I'm setting the BM over/under before 12:00 at 3.

Sad thing is I will drink at least three of those cups before 3:00PM today.  :(

Agree GH, if I don't have coffee then I will kill someone.

Garden salad for lunch......delicious, unless it's not.

To sort of continue with the theme here...all the proper eating and exercise will culminate this weekend with a low country boil....and beer.  Did I mention beer?

Wait, I didn't invite you to my house?
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #117 on: May 21, 2012, 12:41:10 PM »
Coffee is a must for me. I love it. Cant go a day without it. I love the taste of the stuff too. Contrary to popular 80's beliefs, its actually good for you. And it speeds of metabolism.

I love coffee. 

I had a bad weekend eats-wise, yet didn't get completely out of hand, and didn't gain.  Back on track this morning.  Better n' Eggs omelet.  Saute an ounce of Teh Pube Lix thin sliced ham cut up in small pieces with little diced onions, peppers, tomato, set aside, then pour in a 1/4 cup of the Egg product until firm, add a square of 2% Kraft Pepper Jack, then add back the meat and veggies, fold it over, top with salsa.  Yummy.  Filling, and only 160 calories, with black coffee.   
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #118 on: May 21, 2012, 12:51:22 PM »
Coffee is a must here as well.  I hit our Atlanta Bread Co. every morning before work and I can hardly drink coffee from anywhere else.  Panera Bread is very similar.  I've drinken, dranken, drunk many a cup of Starbucks but every time I wind up asking myself what the attraction is.  I don't do uterus foo-foo coffees...double mocha frappe skinny light capacinno....whatever.  I want straight up house blend.  Starbuck's is just too strong.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #119 on: May 21, 2012, 12:58:09 PM »
Must have at least a large cup of coffee every morning from either Whataburger or Chick-Fil-A.  Must.
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