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Live and Let Diet

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #60 on: May 18, 2012, 04:02:29 PM »
I have P90X and plan on starting this Sunday so Saturdays will be my off day.  If you don't hear from me, I probably died.

There's little chance of dying but there's a great chance you'll go berzerkish and punch out the TV.  Tony Horton makes you want to hit baby seals in the head with a bat.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #61 on: May 18, 2012, 04:02:34 PM »
I have P90X and plan on starting this Sunday so Saturdays will be my off day.  If you don't hear from me, I probably died.

Keep us informed along the way, please.  Well...keep me informed. 
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #62 on: May 18, 2012, 04:05:32 PM »
Keep us informed along the way, please.  Well...keep me informed.

You want before and after pics?  Naked?
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #63 on: May 18, 2012, 04:05:40 PM »
With teh butt secks you should really have a problem losing weight should you?

Even though teh butt secks burns calories, I'm also ingesting calories.  From protein.  So they sort of offset each other.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #64 on: May 18, 2012, 04:08:21 PM »
There's little chance of dying but there's a great chance you'll go berzerkish and punch out the TV.  Tony Horton makes you want to hit baby seals in the head with a bat.

I was leaving that part out on purpose.  Build them up and then tear them down. 

Oh and the tall chick on leg day......yeah, good luck working out and keeping your concentration as you stare at her perfect legs and ass. 
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #65 on: May 18, 2012, 04:09:02 PM »
Even though teh butt secks burns calories, I'm also ingesting calories.  From protein.  So they sort of offset each other.

Okay, I actually threw up in my mouth a little on that one.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #66 on: May 18, 2012, 04:10:00 PM »
I was leaving that part out on purpose.  Build them up and then tear them down. 

Oh and the tall chick on leg day......yeah, good luck working out and keeping your concentration as you stare at her perfect legs and ass.

Now you've got my interest on this topic.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #67 on: May 18, 2012, 04:12:13 PM »
Even though teh butt secks burns calories, I'm also ingesting calories.  From protein.  So they sort of offset each other.

Now you've got my interest on this topic.

Fixt.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #68 on: May 18, 2012, 04:12:53 PM »
Seriously though THS, I try and do this every day. I look at it more as a lifestyle than a diet. I think the idea of a timelined diet is what traps a lot of folks. If people just made eating decent (bad things in moderation) and exercising regularly a common occurence, they wouldn't have to worry about a diet. I think your train of thought in on the right track.

I believe in moderation in everything, including moderation.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #69 on: May 18, 2012, 04:14:46 PM »
Now you've got my interest on this topic.


Fixt.


I don't roll that way...
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #70 on: May 18, 2012, 04:15:41 PM »
I don't roll that way...

You will after one sip of alcohol.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #71 on: May 18, 2012, 04:17:14 PM »
Now you've got my interest on this topic.

Sophia if I remember correctly.   Wow!

You will after one sip of alcohol.

What you did there, I see it and I applaud you good sir!

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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #72 on: May 18, 2012, 04:18:00 PM »
You will after one sip of alcohol.

That might work with GarMan...
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #73 on: May 18, 2012, 04:21:54 PM »
That might work with GarMan...

It did, but it's extremely difficult to penetrate an unconscious man seated in a stadium.









Possible, but difficult.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #74 on: May 18, 2012, 04:23:46 PM »
It did, but it's extremely difficult to penetrate an unconscious man seated in a stadium.











Possible, but difficult.

Perfectly acceptable in some primitive cultures to drop your nuts in his mouth.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #75 on: May 18, 2012, 04:24:29 PM »
You will after one sip of alcohol.


Besides...I'm not that cheap.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #76 on: May 18, 2012, 04:33:57 PM »
Okay, I actually threw up in my mouth a little on that one.

When you consider there's only about 5-10 calories in the average "load" it's even more sickening that he actually has to watch his daily intake.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #77 on: May 18, 2012, 04:36:30 PM »
When you consider there's only about 5-10 calories in the average "load" it's even more sickening that he actually has to watch his daily intake.

You know, I'm a little worried that you know how many calories are in the average "load".  This is in no way a handy tidbit of information for most folks.
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #78 on: May 18, 2012, 04:39:55 PM »
You know, I'm a little worried that you know how many calories are in the average "load".  This is in no way a handy tidbit of information for most folks.

I took secks ed in college, I did a paper, and a talk on said paper that included this handy tidbit for teh wimmenz worried about their figures.  I was trying to do mankind a service...not like VV would service them. 
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Re: Live and Let Diet
« Reply #79 on: May 18, 2012, 04:41:06 PM »
I took secks ed in college, I did a paper, and a talk on said paper that included this handy tidbit for teh wimmenz worried about their figures.  I was trying to do mankind a service...not like VV would service them.

Okay....you get a pass...this time.  But don't think I won't be watching you.


Not in a gay way, either.
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