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Easter Pot Roast

Easter Pot Roast
« on: March 27, 2024, 08:12:58 AM »
This one is a damn fine meal. Stolt from “Pepper Belly Pete” on the Instagrams.

-Trim up chuck roast
-Season generously with Montreal -Steak seasoning
-Sear in a pan, both sides (cast iron for fellow fans)
-Transfer to crock pot
-Add half a stick of unsalted butter
-1 chopped sweet onion
-3 chopped large carrots
-1 whole jar of pepperoncini, use half a jar if you want to tone down the spice
-1 beef stew packet
-1 aujus gravy packet
-1 ranch packet
-15 oz can of tomato sauce

Cook on high for 8 hrs.
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Re: Easter Pot Roast
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2024, 09:17:18 AM »
I hate that fucking "mississippi" pot roast abomination. 

No offense.

I'm sure yours is great.
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Re: Easter Pot Roast
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2024, 09:41:34 AM »
The wifey did a crotch pot roast a week or two ago with the butter, Lipton Onion Soup mix and the Ranch packet.  I'm sure a few other ingredients.  I came home from work, and asked if the dogs took some big ole shits in the house? She said she was thinking the same thing, but knowing it was coming from the pot. 

Have no clue why it gave off that smell, but it was one damn fine roast.

I love the searing prior to throwing it in the pot. 
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Re: Easter Pot Roast
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2024, 10:21:59 AM »
I hate that fucking "mississippi" pot roast abomination. 

No offense.

I'm sure yours is great.

I had no idea it was known as a Mississippi pot roast until Weskie taught me this morning.

How do you pot roast? And do you have any pot that I can have? 
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Re: Easter Pot Roast
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2024, 10:22:55 AM »
I had no idea it was known as a Mississippi pot roast until Weskie taught me this morning.

How do you pot roast? And do you have any pot that I can have?

I won't go schizo, will I?
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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2024, 10:39:24 AM »
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Re: Easter Pot Roast
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2024, 12:20:50 PM »
I had no idea it was known as a Mississippi pot roast until Weskie taught me this morning.

How do you pot roast? And do you have any pot that I can have?

Basically the same as you, but leave out the fucking ranch, butter and pepperoncini.

Add some tomato paste before you deglaze with red wine, add your herbs, then use the oven like a civilized person and throw your crock pot in your granny's trash.

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Re: Easter Pot Roast
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2024, 02:13:16 PM »
Basically the same as you, but leave out the fucking ranch, butter and pepperoncini.

Add some tomato paste before you deglaze with red wine, add your herbs, then use the oven like a civilized person and throw your crock pot in your granny's trash.

Is it any different if you wear your crocks while cooking in the oven?
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