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Out in the West Texas town of El Paso

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
« on: May 17, 2012, 11:08:28 AM »
my buddy was there for a deposition.  During their lunch break they passed through an area of town known to be a hooker hang out. He sent a picture.




Don't everyone start making your travel plans at once.
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Re: Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2012, 11:10:20 AM »
my buddy was there for a deposition.  During their lunch break they passed through an area of town known to be a hooker hang out. He sent a picture.




Don't everyone start making your travel plans at once.

Male or female?
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Re: Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2012, 11:10:51 AM »
I don't think you should be posting pictures of VV's mom.
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Re: Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2012, 11:13:07 AM »
I really have no idea if it's a man or a woman....but it's for sale.


I think it's a man....fuck, I don't know.
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Re: Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2012, 11:18:57 AM »
I really have no idea if it's a man or a woman....but it's for sale.


I think it's a man....fuck, I don't know.

I guess you have to purchase it to see what's inside (or outside).
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Re: Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2012, 11:20:57 AM »
It's a satchel
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Re: Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2012, 11:26:26 AM »
At least her skinny jeans still fit.
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Re: Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2012, 11:31:25 AM »
I am enjoying the T-back.
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Re: Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2012, 11:33:58 AM »
"Please, no pictures. Unless you drop me a 20."
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Re: Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2012, 12:36:37 PM »
Es un hombre.

No, no es un hombre, es una mujer.

Creo.

¿Una mujer?

¡Maldito!
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Re: Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2012, 01:35:07 PM »
I don't think you should be posting pictures of VV's mom.

That's a picture of me, actually.
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Re: Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2012, 02:55:52 PM »
That's a picture of me, actually.

You look good in that top bro. But you def got to hit the gym.
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Re: Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2012, 03:25:02 PM »
That's a picture of me, actually.
I see the resemblance now

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Re: Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2012, 03:28:04 PM »
I see the resemblance now



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Re: Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2012, 04:04:36 PM »
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Re: Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2012, 05:13:13 PM »
I see the resemblance now

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate you?


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Ditto.






But I would still have sex with both of you.  Simultaneously.  And at a discount.
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Re: Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2012, 06:15:34 PM »
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate you?


Ditto.






But I would still have sex with both of you.  Simultaneously.  And at a discount.

Ooohh!  Group rates!  I wouldn't pass that up if I were you.
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