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Re: The waaaay too early 217th annual X Golf Outing planning thread
« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2012, 01:01:57 PM »
Oh...and before anyone asks...the dayglo and technicolor dream shorts have been retired. 
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Re: The waaaay too early 217th annual X Golf Outing planning thread
« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2012, 01:02:25 PM »
Oh...and before anyone asks...the dayglo and technicolor dream shorts have been retired.

Poppycock.

Balderdash, even.
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Re: The waaaay too early 217th annual X Golf Outing planning thread
« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2012, 01:03:15 PM »
Poppycock.

Balderdash, even.

I fired my wardrobe consultant.
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« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2012, 01:04:24 PM »
I fired my wardrobe consultant.


The hell you did.  It would cost you too much to do so.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The waaaay too early 217th annual X Golf Outing planning thread
« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2012, 01:04:25 PM »
I fired my wardrobe consultant.

Did she get half, Eddie?
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Re: The waaaay too early 217th annual X Golf Outing planning thread
« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2012, 01:05:27 PM »

The hell you did.  It would cost you too much to do so.

Well...it was more of a demotion.
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« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2012, 01:14:03 PM »
Well...it was more of a demotion.

Whatever you need to tell yourself. 


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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: The waaaay too early 217th annual X Golf Outing planning thread
« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2012, 01:14:34 PM »
I'll dress you, Buzzy. I know what girls like.
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Re: The waaaay too early 217th annual X Golf Outing planning thread
« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2012, 01:15:40 PM »
Nor mine.  However, since I'll be frequenting Miss Lucille's the entire last week of June and then July 14-21....we should set up an outing.  Word to the wise, stay well behind me when I swing a golf club...especially when I've been drinking and swinging a golf club.

So we actually do play? Shit I thought all we did was drink-Now I gotta think about this.
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Re: The waaaay too early 217th annual X Golf Outing planning thread
« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2012, 01:17:04 PM »
I'll dress you, Buzzy. I know what girls like.

Sweet!  You're hired.   Wait...what?
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Re: The waaaay too early 217th annual X Golf Outing planning thread
« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2012, 01:41:19 PM »
June is a bad month.  Two weddings and a corn hole tournament (insert gay joke about corn holes here).

July is open.  August is open except for the first weekend (August 4).

Do with that information what you will; all I'm going to do is drink and fall over anyhow.  But I do it for the team, and that's what is important.

Also, ignore the crazy rape eyes that I'll have at the end of the day.  They just happen.
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Re: The waaaay too early 217th annual X Golf Outing planning thread
« Reply #31 on: May 11, 2012, 02:08:57 PM »

And there better not be so cage match ghey Juno happening or you will not see him that evening.

Jumbo, I think you Weskie and I have an appointment on a patio there in five points.
Oh hell yes.
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Re: The waaaay too early 217th annual X Golf Outing planning thread
« Reply #32 on: May 11, 2012, 02:13:58 PM »
Dick Pictures, Hobbits falling out of golf carts, Autailgate sitting behind the hole as 2 teams fire shots toward the green. #xgolf
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Re: The waaaay too early 217th annual X Golf Outing planning thread
« Reply #33 on: May 11, 2012, 02:14:51 PM »
Dick Pictures, Hobbits falling out of golf carts, Autailgate sitting behind the hole as 2 teams fire shots toward the green. #xgolf

We got it all, baby!!!
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Re: The waaaay too early 217th annual X Golf Outing planning thread
« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2012, 02:17:13 PM »
We got it all, baby!!!
It's rollin' baby.
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Re: The waaaay too early 217th annual X Golf Outing planning thread
« Reply #35 on: May 11, 2012, 02:20:16 PM »
Hey Pujols,  I was there last year.  We saw hobbits fall and everything.  I thought it was a bonding moment.
Hobbits have mad fucking skillz on the mic yo.
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Re: The waaaay too early 217th annual X Golf Outing planning thread
« Reply #36 on: May 11, 2012, 02:24:11 PM »
Hobbits have mad fucking skillz on the mic yo.
He loves teh karaoke and the cock.
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Re: The waaaay too early 217th annual X Golf Outing planning thread
« Reply #37 on: May 11, 2012, 02:26:40 PM »
Dick Pictures, Hobbits falling out of golf carts, Autailgate sitting behind the hole as 2 teams fire shots toward the green. #xgolf


Who was that other guy that was there with us.  He was funny as fuck....Course that may have been mainly to his wife about to whip his ass.
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Re: The waaaay too early 217th annual X Golf Outing planning thread
« Reply #38 on: May 11, 2012, 03:39:07 PM »
June is a bad month.  Two weddings and a corn hole tournament (insert gay joke about corn holes here).

July is open.  August is open except for the first weekend (August 4).

Do with that information what you will; all I'm going to do is drink and fall over anyhow.  But I do it for the team, and that's what is important.

Also, ignore the crazy rape eyes that I'll have at the end of the day.  They just happen.

Well, when your ranked number one in the nation.
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Re: The waaaay too early 217th annual X Golf Outing planning thread
« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2012, 03:42:06 PM »
The thing that most people I see playing cornhole don't understand, is that it's mandatory to do your own cornhole dance after you get it in the hole.  Points should be deducted for failure to perform a cornhole dance.
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