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« on: May 03, 2012, 04:45:30 PM »



I have no idea how old this is but I can not stop fucking laughing.
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Re: Hores
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2012, 04:47:58 PM »
I see you found my 3rd grade report.
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2012, 04:54:14 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on May 03, 2012, 04:47:58 PM
I see you found my 3rd grade report.

You haven't progressed much since then.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2012, 04:57:42 PM »
Did Sani write that as a child? A+ kid!
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2012, 05:08:30 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 03, 2012, 04:54:14 PM
You haven't progressed much since then.

All right, let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart, wes. Way to work it through.
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2012, 05:17:09 PM »
This is a recent one that is one of my favorites.

A local meteorologist stopped by a school to speak.  One of the children was so impressed with him that he wrote the following letter to the meteorologist:









And, thankfully, someone with Photoshop abilities brought this piece of genius to life:



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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2012, 05:54:53 PM »
A grade school kid did not write that...
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Re: Hores
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2012, 06:04:33 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 03, 2012, 05:54:53 PM
A grade school kid did not write that...

My wife teaches 3rd grade GRC.  You'd be surprised how imaginative some kids can be. 
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2012, 07:55:15 PM »
I love it when Hores raise their legs straight up too, kid.
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Re: Hores
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2012, 12:18:58 AM »
Quote from: AWK on May 03, 2012, 05:54:53 PM
A grade school kid did not write that...
Of course not...  We all recognize the tone and verbosity of that letter. 

It's from VV.
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« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2012, 05:34:40 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on May 04, 2012, 12:18:58 AM
Of course not...  We all recognize the tone and verbosity of that letter. 

It's from VV.

I thought only alphas imagined such awesome things?
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« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2012, 06:41:08 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on May 05, 2012, 05:34:40 PM
I thought only alphas imagined such awesome things?
Well, I do keep a highchair reserved for you, next to my throne of course. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2012, 06:43:54 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on May 05, 2012, 06:41:08 PM
Well, I do keep a highchair reserved for you, next to my throne of course.

I'll only accept the highchair so long as it is encrusted in jewels and unicorns feed me donuts.
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« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2012, 02:00:15 PM »
"you are more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon..."

I nearly piss and shit all over myself.  Kid written or not, that's some funny shit!
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« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2012, 02:18:15 PM »
Quote from: JR4AU on May 09, 2012, 02:00:15 PM
"you are more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon..."

I nearly piss and shit all over myself.  Kid written or not, that's some funny shit!

You may need to go see a doctor.  Your brain is going too, are you sure you aren't having a stroke?
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« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2012, 02:26:41 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 09, 2012, 02:18:15 PM
You may need to go see a doctor.  Your brain is going too, are you sure you aren't having a stroke?

I think it's funny. 
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« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2012, 03:35:00 PM »
Quote from: JR4AU on May 09, 2012, 02:26:41 PM
I think it's funny.

What's not to like?  It has monkeys in tuxedos and bacon.  All it needed was Kate Upton doing the cat daddy to make it complete.
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