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Saniflush

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Tax day....
« on: April 16, 2012, 10:20:11 AM »
is not today.  Apparently unbeknownst to me today is emancipation day and all of D.C. is closed down.  Tomorrow is when uncle Barry gets his.

I've never heard of emancipation day.  Apparently it didn't get much play down here.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Tax day....
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2012, 10:21:43 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 16, 2012, 10:20:11 AM
is not today.  Apparently unbeknownst to me today is emancipation day and all of D.C. is closed down.  Tomorrow is when uncle Barry gets his.

I've never heard of emancipation day.  Apparently it didn't get much play down here.

Southern Confederacy and all that.
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Re: Tax day....
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2012, 11:56:13 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 16, 2012, 10:20:11 AM
is not today.  Apparently unbeknownst to me today is emancipation day and all of D.C. is closed down.  Tomorrow is when uncle Barry gets his.

I've never heard of emancipation day.  Apparently it didn't get much play down here.

I think that the State of Georgia may have a little difference of opinion with FedGov; Georgia taxes are still due today if I'm not mistaken.
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Re: Tax day....
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2012, 01:31:41 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on April 16, 2012, 11:56:13 AM
I think that the State of Georgia may have a little difference of opinion with FedGov; Georgia taxes are still due today if I'm not mistaken.

Baptism! You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Tax day....
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2012, 02:19:45 PM »
Aaannd I have now officially e-filed.  Nothing like waiting til the last day...or two. 
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Re: Tax day....
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2012, 04:14:39 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 16, 2012, 02:19:45 PM
Aaannd I have now officially e-filed.  Nothing like waiting til the last day...or two.

Look at you go!
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Re: Tax day....
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2012, 05:35:53 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 16, 2012, 02:19:45 PM
Aaannd I have now officially e-filed.  Nothing like waiting til the last day...or two.
Those of us who owe money do that on purpose. 
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Re: Tax day....
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2012, 05:41:30 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on April 16, 2012, 05:35:53 PM
Those of us who owe money do that on purpose.

Damned 1-percenter villain!  Pay your fair share!
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

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Re: Tax day....
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2012, 06:51:28 AM »
Quote from: GarMan on April 16, 2012, 05:35:53 PM
Those of us who owe money do that on purpose.

Word.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Tax day....
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2012, 11:02:52 AM »
Quote from: GarMan on April 16, 2012, 05:35:53 PM
Those of us who owe money do that on purpose.

You must file quarterly or have absolutely zero withholding.

I pay out the ass during the year (over pay) so I usually get a small amount back if anything. I hardly every owe because they get me from Jan - Dec.
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Re: Tax day....
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2012, 11:58:15 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on April 17, 2012, 11:02:52 AM
You must file quarterly or have absolutely zero withholding.

I pay out the ass during the year (over pay) so I usually get a small amount back if anything. I hardly every owe because they get me from Jan - Dec.
Don't get me started...  We have tons of wiffholding.  Our employers used the gubm'et wiffholding tables published by the morons at the IRS.  It just wasn't enough.  We got screwed from multiple directions by all of these social engineering schemes in the tax code. 
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Re: Tax day....
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2012, 12:45:05 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on April 17, 2012, 11:58:15 AM
Don't get me started...  We have tons of wiffholding.  Our employers used the gubm'et wiffholding tables published by the morons at the IRS.  It just wasn't enough.  We got screwed from multiple directions by all of these social engineering schemes in the tax code.


Face it Garman. 
We are punished for not having fuck trophies.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Tax day....
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2012, 01:43:37 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 17, 2012, 12:45:05 PM

Face it Garman. 
We are punished for not having fuck trophies.


That we know of.

As for me...


Extension.  Filed.

Crisis.  Averted.

IRS>  :fu:
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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Re: Tax day....
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2012, 01:51:35 PM »
I actually sent mine in time (today) but I'm just pissed off more than normal about it. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Tax day....
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2012, 01:59:27 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on April 17, 2012, 11:58:15 AM
Don't get me started...  We have tons of wiffholding.  Our employers used the gubm'et wiffholding tables published by the morons at the IRS.  It just wasn't enough.  We got screwed from multiple directions by all of these social engineering schemes in the tax code.

Ah, I see. Was just a guess.
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