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Re: Tropical Recommendations
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2012, 09:28:21 AM »
I am not a huge cruise fan.  I don't dislike them but, if I had my way I would choose other vacation choices.  That being said, with little snags in tow I would go the cruise route. 

#1 Stay away from Carnival...they are shitty shitty.  I would go Royal Caribbean and do Eastern Caribbean, you have to fly to Puerto Rico but the island destinations are much much better. 

The Western Caribbean which I have done leaves from Miami.  You are going to hit Labadee (Their private island) nothing to do but snorkel and sun bathe, Jamaica (Dun's River Falls is great for the kids), Grand Cayman, and Cozumel.  Grand Cayman is Shopping and Beaches, Cozumel is drinking, but for little Snags I would recommend the 4 wheel adventure, where you get a shitty beat up wrangler that you get to ride on a beach then have a mexican fiesta and beach trip. 

Plus with the cruise little Snags is old enough to have run of the ship, you can let him run off and do his thing and y'all can chill and sip Mi-ties. My $.02.

Really with kids you can't beat it...they have the kids clubs, basketball, rock-wall climbing, wave pools.  For the adults gambling, clubs, drinking.  The Royal Caribbean Ship I went on while huge (5000 guests) will blow away Carnival.

I did hit up Punta Cana, Dominican Republic.  There were kids there, but I don't know how much fun he would have.  It is pretty much drinking and sun bathing.  You don't leave the resort. Chillaxing!

What this guy said.

Royal Carribean is the titz. They also have their own private islands. Went to one a time or two and got real drunk. Good times. Or wait, was that Duval Street in Key West?
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« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2012, 09:37:33 AM »
WTF is pop?

His mind has been altered by west coast gheyness.
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« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2012, 10:30:24 AM »


We stopped off in Key West as well on our trip, and it was wonderful. One of the excursions we went on was in an open air trolley bus for a guided tour of Key West. It was only like $30 a person, but we thought it was by far the best excursion we went on. It takes you all over Key West and lasted about 2 hours. I would be happy to hook you up with some pictures we took of stuff down there if you want a bit of a preview.


The island is 4 miles by 2.  How the fuck do you burn 2 hours driving it?
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« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2012, 10:33:03 AM »
The island is 4 miles by 2.  How the fuck do you burn 2 hours driving it?

Must have been a goat fucking stand somewhere along the way.
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« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2012, 10:33:44 AM »
The island is 4 miles by 2.  How the fuck do you burn 2 hours driving it?

He was looking for the stadium
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« Reply #25 on: February 22, 2012, 10:35:47 AM »
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« Reply #26 on: February 22, 2012, 10:39:25 AM »
The island is 4 miles by 2.  How the fuck do you burn 2 hours driving it?

When it stops every 40 feet on Duval Street for drinks.
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« Reply #27 on: February 22, 2012, 10:58:33 AM »
When it stops every 40 feet on Duval Street for drinks.

So close...  The correct answer was, "It stops at every gay bar on the island." 

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« Reply #28 on: February 22, 2012, 11:17:01 AM »
Jeebus.  I tee one up for you fuckers and everyone misses.

The correct answer was: The Fresh Prince was driving, it was June and they were moving 2 miles an hour so everybody sees them.
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« Reply #29 on: February 22, 2012, 11:22:02 AM »
Jeebus.  I tee one up for you fuckers and everyone misses.

The correct answer was: The Fresh Prince was driving, it was June and they were moving 2 miles an hour so everybody sees them.

Still one of the best rap songs evah. Tons of staying power.
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« Reply #30 on: February 22, 2012, 11:26:20 AM »
Jeebus.  I tee one up for you fuckers and everyone misses.

The correct answer was: The Fresh Prince was driving, it was June and they were moving 2 miles an hour so everybody sees them.

Sounds like a Tampa thing.
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« Reply #31 on: February 22, 2012, 11:33:31 AM »
Still one of the best rap songs evah. Tons of staying power.
You chilrrenz and your hippity-hoppity rap music...  As for most of it, I'd rather listen to a live cat being skinned.
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2012, 11:39:48 AM »
You chilrrenz and your hippity-hoppity rap music...  As for most of it, I'd rather listen to a live cat being skinned.

That was the old school stuff before it really became rap. More or less hip hop that was more playful. Nothing like the crap now.

Cmon GarMan, you know you had the Sugarhill Gang's vinyl in the early 80s.
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« Reply #33 on: February 22, 2012, 11:43:05 AM »
Jeebus.  I tee one up for you fuckers and everyone misses.

The correct answer was: The Fresh Prince was driving, it was June and they were moving 2 miles an hour so everybody sees them.
DRUMS Please!
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Re: Tropical Recommendations
« Reply #34 on: February 22, 2012, 11:52:55 AM »
That was the old school stuff before it really became rap. More or less hip hop that was more playful. Nothing like the crap now.

Cmon GarMan, you know you had the Sugarhill Gang's vinyl in the early 80s. 

Nah...  I gots the cassette tapes, and don't mess wiff my Run DMC,  Luke Skywalker, 2 Live Crew or LL Cool J cumlection! 
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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #35 on: February 22, 2012, 11:53:25 AM »
DRUMS Please!

Honkin at the honey in front of you with the light eyes.


And the most quotable line of the song: And if it ain't broke, then don't try to fix it (don't try to fix it)
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« Reply #36 on: February 22, 2012, 11:59:23 AM »

Honkin at the honey in front of you with the light eyes.


And the most quotable line of the song: And if it ain't broke, then don't try to fix it (don't try to fix it)

she turn around to see what you beeping at....it's like the summers a natural afrodesiac
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Re: Tropical Recommendations
« Reply #37 on: February 22, 2012, 12:00:59 PM »
afrodesiac

Racist.  You probably hate Jeremy Lin, too.
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« Reply #38 on: February 22, 2012, 12:05:37 PM »
Racist.  You probably hate Jeremy Lin, too.

Isn't he that chinky looking basketball player?
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Re: Tropical Recommendations
« Reply #39 on: February 22, 2012, 12:09:18 PM »

Honkin at the honey in front of you with the light eyes.


And the most quotable line of the song: And if it ain't broke, then don't try to fix it (don't try to fix it)

Were you honkin from your "Nissan sittin on Lorenzos"?

Is it just me or does it sound slightly gay when the guy says "Drums pleasssse"? Emphasis on the please part.
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