Letter #97Dear Alvin,Mark Richt was in that Courageous movie - for like 2 minutes. They made a whole feature length about me. I have an autographed copy of Gamechanger enclosed with this. Prepare to nut yourself at my awesomeness. Nick
Letter #98Dear Alvin,I heard Gene Cheesenuts called you. Uhm, don't take his calls. EVER! He's a cheater. Don't you remember how he gave Cam Newton's daddy $200K and covered up all of Cam's murders? Yeah. Scary people in Auburn. Don't call them. We will be monitoring your calls. Nick
Letter #99Dear Alvin,Imagine yourself in this . Nick
Letter #100Dear Alvin,Just a word to the wise. Don't get yourself hurt during your senior year. I know your team probably depends on you but screw them, Alvin. You have to think about your future. If you get hurt, well, call that Phelon kid and ask him how it goes. You know what's up, Alvin. Focus on wearing Crimson and leave high school to the guys who'll be driving garbage trucks or attending Valdosta State next year. Love,Nick
Letter #101Dear Alvin,Read a story that mentioned you as a top target for Georgia Tech. You don't want to go there. That triple option shit is frigging old. We play real men football in the SEC. You don't want to be wasted in the ACC. Plus, our girls are way hotter and sluttier than the ones at Ga.Tech. Nick
Letter #102Dearest Alvin,I'll offer if you'll commit...TODAY. Of course, should you choose to commit today, that's just basically like putting your name on a waiting list. Our offers are in no way binding on our part. But they damn sure are on yours. Also, should you choose to decline this offer of a lifetime...FUCK YOU. We didn't want you anyway. This has long been a recruiting "catch-phrase" of sorts amongst our fans, and now I have instituted it as official policy. But we know you'll make the right choice.Nick Saban
Letter # 103Dear Al Did you know our band was worth a million dollars? That's some shit right there, aight? Think about it. The damn band knows maybe three songs. If we pay the crappiest band on earth that kind of money what do you think we're going to give you? Nicky
Letter #104AlDo you know the words to Blinded By the Light? Sounds like "wrapped up in a douche" to me but I can't be sure. And why does AC/DC sing "She was a fax machine she kept her modem clean?" I don't understand that. I like peanut butter and oatmeal cakes. Tuscaloosa is hell on earth. I'm so damn bored. Nick
Letter 105 Al - Here's how we're gonna play this. I know you think you're going to Georgia but that shit just ain't gonna fly, aight? Remember that fun summer job you had where you didn't have to do nothin' but play Call of Duty on the PS3? Guess what, motherfucker? You sign with Georgia and we'll have to let folks know, capice? That'll be an NCAA violation and we'll make sure you get your eligibility taken away. Send me your fax and we'll pretend like none of that ever happened. Fuck you, you'll do what I tell you. Nick.
Technically that last one was #104....Kaos fucked up the numbering on the previous page.
Fixed. My e-Penis is so swollen, I believe I have developed e-Priapism.So, I guess we're done here.
I'm a little disappointed the retard crew from WoollyAL.com didn't latch on to this.
Why the Expletive you give a Expletive about that waste of a site is beyond me.
Because of threads like the following:http://woollyal.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=8557http://woollyal.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=13732http://www.woolyal.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=13086
If you didn't go there, then they wouldn't reduce your IQ enough to give a fuck about that collection of tin foil hat wearing bammer idiot fucks.
I didn't click any of those links and could give a shit what the inbred idiots have to say on that site. Besides I have seen your game over there, or lack thereof, you might want to reconsider your position.
JN actually participates there?
That is just not sensible
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