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Diner suffers cardiac arrest...
« on: February 16, 2012, 11:59:02 AM »
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Diner suffers cardiac arrest while eating a Triple Bypass Burger in restaurant called the Heart Attack Grill
-Paramedics wheel man in his 40s out of restaurant's Las Vegas branch
-He was eating a 6,000-calorie burger when he suffered a heart attack
-Triple Bypass Burger contains three slabs of meat, 12 bacon rashes, cheese, red onion, sliced tomato and 'unique special sauce'

By GRAHAM SMITH
Last updated at 5:45 PM on 15th February 2012

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2101399/Heart-Attack-Grill-customer-Las-Vegas-suffers-cardiac-arrest-eating-Triple-Bypass-Burger.html#ixzz1mZ4L6YVC
Pansy...

I've never eaten there, but I'm guessing that I wouldn't want to...


Although, she could prolly talk me into it, but if the rest of the patrons look like the guy at the bar behind her, maybe not...



Only on Fremont Street... 
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Re: Diner suffers cardiac arrest...
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2012, 12:21:01 PM »
Pansy...

I've never eaten there, but I'm guessing that I wouldn't want to...

Although, she could prolly talk me into it, but if the rest of the patrons look like the guy at the bar behind her, maybe not...

Only on Fremont Street...

I remember they were building it when I was there last spring. They were already marketing it to open in the Fall and I guess it did.  I would NOT eat there. What in the hell is the point?
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Re: Diner suffers cardiac arrest...
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2012, 01:41:19 PM »
Wow, those are some nicely shaped...um, er...burgers.
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Re: Diner suffers cardiac arrest...
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2012, 02:18:35 PM »
I remember they were building it when I was there last spring. They were already marketing it to open in the Fall and I guess it did.  I would NOT eat there. What in the hell is the point?
I'm wiff you on that.  Sort of disgusts me...  Besides that, the place for burgers is http://www.holsteinslv.com/.  It's not your typical greasy spoon though... 
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Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Diner suffers cardiac arrest...
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2012, 02:25:05 PM »
Maybe the guy in the pic behind her is checking out his junk. Ya know....to see if it moved when that hot piece of ass stepped in front of him. Yes, that's exactly what he is doing.
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Re: Diner suffers cardiac arrest...
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2012, 02:27:59 PM »
Maybe the guy in the pic behind her is checking out his junk. Ya know....to see if it moved when that hot piece of ass stepped in front of him. Yes, that's exactly what he is doing.

Well, it's Fremont Street...  If he's not passing out, he's either puking in his lap or checking out his junk. 
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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Diner suffers cardiac arrest...
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2012, 09:48:42 AM »
It's wafer thin...
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Re: Diner suffers cardiac arrest...
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2012, 02:49:18 PM »
That would fuck up my diet.
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Re: Diner suffers cardiac arrest...
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2012, 03:26:06 PM »
That would fuck up my diet.
But, they're gluten free... 
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Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Diner suffers cardiac arrest...
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2012, 02:25:40 AM »
But, they're gluten free...
Well that changes everything.
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Re: Diner suffers cardiac arrest...
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2012, 09:42:10 AM »
Typically someone having a heart attack at ones hamburger joint isn't a good thing but in this case its like free advertisment. Its like a sick joke.
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