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Thug gets a new commercial
« on: February 21, 2012, 12:28:26 PM »
that will air during the combines.  Disingenuous fuck!

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Re: Thug gets a new commercial
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2012, 12:44:47 PM »
Wood...I has it.
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Re: Thug gets a new commercial
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2012, 01:09:17 PM »
He wasn't even sweating.  More proof that he doesn't really work that hard. 

I really wish he didn't play for the Panthers. 
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Re: Thug gets a new commercial
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2012, 01:12:43 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 21, 2012, 01:09:17 PM
I really wish he didn't play for the Panthers.

maybe an arena team will pick him up for a backup.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Thug gets a new commercial
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2012, 01:23:09 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 21, 2012, 01:12:43 PM
maybe an arena team will pick him up for a backup.

As if anyone's gonna' throw away money on this guy.
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Re: Thug gets a new commercial
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2012, 02:10:05 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 21, 2012, 01:23:09 PM
As if anyone's gonna' throw away money on this guy.

Jerry would-he already is on a lot of other guys. (see Tony R).
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Re: Thug gets a new commercial
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2012, 02:30:59 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on February 21, 2012, 02:10:05 PM
Jerry would-he already is on a lot of other guys. (see Tony R).

Jerry needs a reliable RB and a decent Safety and Cover Corner, and then STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE MICROMANAGING!
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Re: Thug gets a new commercial
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2012, 02:51:09 PM »
Boner alert.
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Re: Thug gets a new commercial
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2012, 02:57:41 PM »
Has anyone checked in on TW? She may have over-worked herself.
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Re: Thug gets a new commercial
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2012, 03:35:14 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on February 21, 2012, 02:30:59 PM
Jerry needs a reliable RB and a decent Safety and Cover Corner, and then STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE MICROMANAGING!

You ain't gonna get the first three till you get the last one.
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Re: Thug gets a new commercial
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2012, 03:48:55 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 21, 2012, 01:09:17 PM
He wasn't even sweating.

Maybe not, but somewhere TW is.
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Re: Thug gets a new commercial
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2012, 03:49:35 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on February 21, 2012, 02:57:41 PM
Has anyone checked in on TW? She may have over-worked herself.

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Re: Thug gets a new commercial
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2012, 03:51:12 PM »
BTW, he recently filmed his own "This Is Sports Center" commercial too.  Not sure when it will air, but I find it ironic and hysterical that ESPN is kissing his ass this much...

I hope he made them beg.

I would.  (Read that any way you like...)
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Re: Thug gets a new commercial
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2012, 08:35:44 PM »
Dang, if he got any more fake he would be cardboard.

And how about that fake orgasm at the end? Chump!
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Re: Thug gets a new commercial
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2012, 08:52:30 AM »
I enjoyed that very much. I have to tell you, that DJ is is to beats as Cam is to football....bad azz.
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