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Trigger the Vote

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Trigger the Vote
« on: February 16, 2012, 08:38:06 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Trigger the Vote
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2012, 05:26:13 PM »
Phenomenal!

And R. Lee Ermey's new job seems to suit him well.
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Re: Trigger the Vote
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2012, 09:59:36 AM »
His eyebrows have their own SSN.
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