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Occupy Taco Bell!!!

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Occupy Taco Bell!!!
« on: January 11, 2012, 03:19:50 PM »
I went for lunch today and discovered that they discontinued the single most delicious chemical compound known to mankind: Baja sauce.

It's only rival in deliciousness is bacon.

What the fuck are they thinking? This deeply saddens me.
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Re: Occupy Taco Bell!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2012, 03:21:10 PM »
Every time I occupy Taco Bell I then have to occupy the men's room.
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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2012, 03:24:34 PM »
Every time I occupy Taco Bell I then have to occupy the men's room.


^^This, nothing like a late night Taco Bell run though.....................

Great, now I am craving Taco Bell.
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Re: Occupy Taco Bell!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2012, 03:25:46 PM »
Whew!  I thought you were going to say they took the Enchirito off the menu.
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Re: Occupy Taco Bell!!!
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2012, 03:26:46 PM »
Whew!  I thought you were going to say they took the Enchirito off the menu.

Hells yes!!! Best thing next to the bird.

I also enjoy the nachos bellgrande.
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Re: Occupy Taco Bell!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2012, 03:31:48 PM »
I'd shit myself for a Chilito.
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Re: Occupy Taco Bell!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2012, 03:39:13 PM »
Anyone who says any of their favorite items on the Taco Bell menu is something that does not contain Baja sauce is clearly ignorant of its glory.

Unfortunately, you now have no chance at redemption.
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2012, 03:41:31 PM »
I don't think Taco Bell constitutes as food anymore.
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Re: Occupy Taco Bell!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2012, 03:43:09 PM »
I don't think Taco Bell constitutes as food anymore.
It is at least 70% food product.
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Re: Occupy Taco Bell!!!
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2012, 03:43:32 PM »
Just reading this thread makes me have to take an Obama and wipe my Clinton.
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Re: Occupy Taco Bell!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2012, 03:45:41 PM »
I'd shit myself for a Chilito.


And you will also shit yourself after having it.
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Re: Occupy Taco Bell!!!
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2012, 03:47:02 PM »
I don't think Taco Bell constitutes as food anymore.

Your dirty whorish mouth........shut it!
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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2012, 03:50:14 PM »
I don't think Taco Bell constitutes as food anymore.

^^Get's it^^

Like most kids, wherever we go to eat, my son is going to order the simple things at restaurants. I'll order the grilled chicken with sweet potato, steamed brocolli..etc.  Chicken fingers and fries for him.  Cheeseburger and fries.  Now, that works out for me because while I'm trying to act all healthy and shit...he's putting the food I really want right in front of me....and I AM eating his fries, damn it.

If we decide to pick something up at the Mall food court while we're out, he always gets Taco Smell.  I'm like, "Dude, don't you want Chick-Fil-et or something else?"  I don't even want to rip off that nasty crap from him.  Want a bite, dad?  Naaa, I'm good. 
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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2012, 03:51:33 PM »
^^Get's it^^

Like most kids, wherever we go to eat, my son is going to order the simple things at restaurants. I'll order the grilled chicken with sweet potato, steamed brocolli..etc.  Chicken fingers and fries for him.  Cheeseburger and fries.  Now, that works out for me because while I'm trying to act all healthy and shit...he's putting the food I really want right in front of me....and I AM eating his fries, damn it.

If we decide to pick something up at the Mall food court while we're out, he always gets Taco Smell.  I'm like, "Dude, don't you want Chick-Fil-et or something else?"  I don't even want to rip off that nasty crap from him.  Want a bite, dad?  Naaa, I'm good.

Your dirty whorish mouth........shut it!
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Re: Occupy Taco Bell!!!
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2012, 03:53:57 PM »


I'm with Snags on the CFA though. I like Taco Hell but CFA > TB.
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Re: Occupy Taco Bell!!!
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2012, 03:54:49 PM »
Don't hate just cause' you're all up on Weight Watchers right now and would eat a shit sandwich if you had some ketchup.
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« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2012, 03:55:13 PM »
I'm with Snags on the CFA though. I like Taco Hell but CFA > TB.

Oh, I do too, but damn Taco Bell is some good shit.  Especially at midnight when either drunk or stoned.   Makes for a decent hangover cure as well.
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« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2012, 03:58:06 PM »
Don't hate just cause' you're all up on Weight Watchers right now and would eat a shit sandwich if you had some ketchup.

 :fu:

I'll have you know that I had tasty granola and banana for breakfast, a wonderful salad for lunch and will have delicious Lean Cuisine for dinner! 
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« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2012, 04:02:36 PM »
There's very little out there that won't kick some late night drunk/stoned munchies in the gut.  Even Krystals if you're messed up enough.  Admittedly, I'm not out much anymore in search of a late night munchie killer, but back in the day...the Awful House kicked ass.  And back at Auburn, yes...I would hit the Taco Smell on occasion to change things up.     
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« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2012, 04:10:54 PM »
There's very little out there that won't kick some late night drunk/stoned munchies in the gut.  Even Krystals if you're messed up enough.  Admittedly, I'm not out much anymore in search of a late night munchie killer, but back in the day...the Awful House kicked ass.  And back at Auburn, yes...I would hit the Taco Smell on occasion to change things up.   

I don't know why, but I always want those three you mentioned.  When I am hungover I always want Captain D's, Waffle House, Hardees, and Taco Bell.
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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan