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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #40 on: December 28, 2011, 08:28:36 PM »
I got a 7 lb 8oz bouncing baby boy.  Top that bitches!!
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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #41 on: December 28, 2011, 08:39:41 PM »
Quote from: DnATL on December 28, 2011, 06:52:07 PM
VV likes doing eight balls (that's where snaggle and four other lawyer guys tag team him)

The best part about it?  I billed a client for that shit.
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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #42 on: December 28, 2011, 08:41:06 PM »
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on December 28, 2011, 08:28:36 PM
I got a 7 lb 8oz bouncing baby boy.  Top that bitches!!

Congratulations!  You don't have to worry about him getting pregnant in 14 years.
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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #43 on: December 28, 2011, 09:25:06 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on December 28, 2011, 12:08:13 AM
Nice!  I managed to somehow get another sinus infection. 

You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny." Alright? So go home and cry to your Daddy. Don't cry here, okay?
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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #44 on: December 28, 2011, 11:14:30 PM »
I have been at my mother's house for nearly 72 hours. Do vodka and pain killers go together? Cuz they are about to...
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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #45 on: December 28, 2011, 11:28:29 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on December 28, 2011, 11:14:30 PM
I have been at my mother's house for nearly 72 hours. Do vodka and pain killers go together? Cuz they are about to...

Prayers sent. 
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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #46 on: December 28, 2011, 11:34:09 PM »
Quote from: JR4AU on December 28, 2011, 11:28:29 PM
Prayers sent.

Can a prosecutor bail someone out? Cuz I will drive to Selma to turn myself in if you promise to intervene...
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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #47 on: December 29, 2011, 12:23:05 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on December 28, 2011, 11:14:30 PM
I have been at my mother's house for nearly 72 hours. Do vodka and pain killers go together? Cuz they are about to...

Like you and Cam......in other words.......It's like they were meant to be together. 
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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #48 on: December 29, 2011, 08:33:31 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on December 28, 2011, 11:14:30 PM
Do vodka and pain killers go together? Cuz they are about to...

This would be a good time to take advantage of you.
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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #49 on: December 29, 2011, 08:55:35 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on December 28, 2011, 11:34:09 PM
Can a prosecutor bail someone out? Cuz I will drive to Selma to turn myself in if you promise to intervene...

For you, yes.
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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #50 on: December 29, 2011, 11:32:02 PM »
I am back in H-town. Matricide narrowly avoided for yet another holiday season... It's a Festivus miracle.
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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #51 on: January 03, 2012, 10:44:36 AM »
Got XBox 360 and Chizik's All In book.  Highlight was at my grandparents house dirty Santa where I got an official Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot range rifle (though it is missing the compass in the stock and this thing that tells time).  Still have both my eyes intact.  I don't think I would have been more tickled if it was a .50 Barrett.
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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #52 on: January 03, 2012, 10:47:25 AM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 03, 2012, 10:44:36 AM
Got XBox 360 and Chizik's All In book.  Highlight was at my grandparents house dirty Santa where I got an official Red Ryder carbine action 200 shot range rifle (though it is missing the compass in the stock and this thing that tells time).  Still have both my eyes intact.  I don't think I would have been more tickled if it was a .50 Barrett.

Thats a nice Dirty Santa gift. Better than a pink scarf or a jumping pecker.
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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #53 on: January 03, 2012, 10:53:56 AM »
Wife and I got a new couch, love seat, and matching chair/ottoman, which we decided would be our Christmas gifts to each other.  And then we took the kids to Disney on the 25th, and came back on the 30th.  Good time had by all, but holy fuck, it was crowded.

I should also add that I followed Wench's advice, and got Mrs AUJ the charms for her pandora bracelet that were the kids fingerprints.  She loved them.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2012, 10:55:34 AM by AUJarhead »
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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #54 on: January 03, 2012, 11:07:46 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on January 03, 2012, 10:53:56 AM
I should also add that I followed Wench's advice, and got Mrs AUJ the charms for her pandora bracelet that were the kids fingerprints.  She loved them.

I knows what de wiminz like...
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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #55 on: January 03, 2012, 11:12:29 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on January 03, 2012, 10:53:56 AM
Wife and I got a new couch, love seat, and matching chair/ottoman, which we decided would be our Christmas gifts to each other.
 

Sure it was to each other.  Whatever she has told you need to tell yourself.

Quote from: AUJarhead on January 03, 2012, 10:53:56 AM
And then we took the kids to Disney on the 25th, and came back on the 30th. 


Disneyland no doubt.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #56 on: January 03, 2012, 11:17:12 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 03, 2012, 11:12:29 AM
Disneyland no doubt.

With a stop at Hollywood Studios.
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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #57 on: January 03, 2012, 12:20:29 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 03, 2012, 11:12:29 AM
Sure it was to each other. 

My wife had been bitching about the old sofas for 3 years now.  I've learned a lot being married, the most important one is that I can't buy happiness, but I can damn sure buy silence.

Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 03, 2012, 11:17:12 AM
With a stop at Hollywood Studios.

Well played, Mauer.  Well played.
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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #58 on: January 03, 2012, 12:43:05 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on January 03, 2012, 12:20:29 PM
My wife had been bitching about the old sofas for 3 years now.  I've learned a lot being married, the most important one is that I can't buy happiness, but I can damn sure buy silence.

Well at least you know you don't have a dick.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: So....What'dja Get?
« Reply #59 on: January 03, 2012, 12:58:18 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 03, 2012, 12:43:05 PM
Well at least you know you don't have a dick.

Fuck that. He was going to have to buy that shit eventually anyway. He is saving money making it part of Christmas...
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