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Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team

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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #140 on: January 05, 2012, 12:35:47 PM »
License and registration, chicken fucker.
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #141 on: January 05, 2012, 12:37:19 PM »
Meow.
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #142 on: January 05, 2012, 01:01:56 PM »
-10 GF for mixing movies and -5 for all of those who followed him.

Care for some gopher?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #143 on: January 05, 2012, 01:14:45 PM »
-10 GF for mixing movies and -5 for all of those who followed him.

Care for some gopher?

Sani here's got a job. Sani's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you?
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #144 on: January 05, 2012, 01:21:17 PM »
I chose to mix movies, because quite frankly I wanted to see a blue duck.
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #145 on: January 05, 2012, 01:48:51 PM »
Sani here's got a job. Sani's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you?

I can tell you one thing, GF is not the peda familias.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #146 on: January 05, 2012, 01:56:53 PM »
I can tell you one thing, GF is not the peda familias.

You know what...Never trust a female Saniflush, remember that one simple precept and your time on this website will not have been ill spent.
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #147 on: January 05, 2012, 01:59:43 PM »
You know what...Never trust a female Saniflush, remember that one simple precept and your time on this website will not have been ill spent.

Have you been banned from the Woolworths?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #148 on: January 05, 2012, 02:16:58 PM »
Have you been banned from the Woolworths?

Just that one store or all of them?
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #149 on: January 05, 2012, 02:17:20 PM »
Have you been banned from the Woolworths?

-5 yourself...

Was it just the one Woolworths, or all of 'em?
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #150 on: January 05, 2012, 02:54:21 PM »
-5 yourself...

Was it just the one Woolworths, or all of 'em?

You best check yourself. 
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #151 on: January 05, 2012, 02:57:18 PM »
You best check yourself.

before you wreck yourself.
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #152 on: January 05, 2012, 03:26:17 PM »
So is Dyer roll'in up in AU in his 20s? Or is he rolling up in Jonesboro?


I gots to know.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #153 on: January 05, 2012, 03:50:03 PM »
Sani here's got a job. Sani's got prospects. He's bona fide. What are you?

All he ever did was get hit by a train.
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #154 on: January 05, 2012, 04:06:27 PM »
Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #155 on: January 05, 2012, 04:07:11 PM »
All he ever did was get hit by a train.

Friend? Some of your foldin' money's come unstove.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #156 on: January 05, 2012, 04:08:46 PM »
Friend? Some of your foldin' money's come unstove.

Any of you boys know your way around a Walther PPK?
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Re: Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team
« Reply #157 on: January 05, 2012, 04:09:53 PM »
Any of you boys know your way around a Walther PPK?

Jesus saves, George Nelson withdraws!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Report: Dyer granted release by Auburn
« Reply #158 on: January 05, 2012, 11:01:20 PM »
http://www2.oanow.com/blogs/aublog/2012/jan/05/report-dyer-granted-release-auburn-ar-2992390/

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By: David Morrison | Opelika Auburn News
Published: January 05, 2012 Updated: January 05, 2012 - 8:59 PM

Auburn has granted sophomore running back Mike Dyer a conditional release from his scholarship, AuburnUndercover.com reported Thursday night.

The website reported head coach Gene Chizik granted Dyer a release that would allow him to transfer only to a specific set of schools, including Arkansas State, where former Tigers offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn has recently taken over as head coach.

Dyer was suspended indefinitely from the Tigers due to an unspecified violation of team rules Dec. 11 and missed their 43-24 win over Virginia in the Chick-fil-A Bowl last Saturday.

Chizik said at the time of Dyer's suspension that he could return to play at Auburn when -- and if -- he did "the things we feel like he needs to get back at Auburn and get back in an Auburn uniform."

As recently as last Friday, Chizik said Dyer's status with the team had not changed.

"Michael Dyer's status has not changed," Chizik said. "If it does, I'll let you know."

Attempts to reach an Auburn representative by the Opelika-Auburn News were unsuccessful Thursday night.

Dyer broke Bo Jackson's Auburn record for rushing yards by a freshman with 1,093 last season and was an All-SEC first-team selection this year, running for 1,242 yards and 10 scores.

He is only the fifth back in Auburn history to run for 1,000 yards or more in consecutive seasons.

If Dyer transfers to another FBS school, he'll have to sit out next year before playing unless he seeks -- and is granted -- an eligibility waiver.
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Re: Report: Dyer granted release by Auburn
« Reply #159 on: January 06, 2012, 09:23:11 AM »
Since Gene said this.....
As recently as last Friday, Chizik said Dyer's status with the team had not changed.
"Michael Dyer's status has not changed," Chizik said. "If it does, I'll let you know."

I would really like for him to at least let us know as he said he would. Call a presser already and clear the air with this shit either way.
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