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Saniflush

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Welcome Hipsh
« on: October 08, 2007, 12:50:16 PM »
Not sure who it is but they must be over eighty.  You have to be that old to be in that part of Florida.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2007, 12:55:52 PM »
Fifty years south of eighty, but thanks for noticing.  Yes, Florida is where everyone is dying to come and coming to die.
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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2007, 01:10:23 PM »
Quote from: Hipsh on October 08, 2007, 12:55:52 PM
Fifty years south of eighty, but thanks for noticing.  Yes, Florida is where everyone is dying to come and coming to die.

I know you can buy Depends and Metamucial wholesale most places.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2007, 04:06:36 PM »
Quote from: Hipsh on October 08, 2007, 12:55:52 PM
Fifty years south of eighty, but thanks for noticing.  Yes, Florida is where everyone is dying to come and coming to die.

Lawrence!

Glad you made it to the party.
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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2007, 04:15:14 PM »
Quote from: wesfau on October 08, 2007, 04:06:36 PM
Lawrence!

Glad you made it to the party.

Good God!  I knew your invite came from questionable folks, but from Wes?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2007, 04:17:05 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 08, 2007, 04:15:14 PM
Good God!  I knew your invite came from questionable folks, but from Wes?

Larry is also a lawyer.

I'll sweeten the pot for you:  he's a tax lawyer...loved law school so much he took another year.

He is also a huge Auburn fan and has a fancy roman numeral at the end of his name.
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Re: Welcome Hipsh
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2007, 04:55:28 PM »
Quote from: wesfau on October 08, 2007, 04:17:05 PM
Larry is also a lawyer.

I'll sweeten the pot for you:  he's a tax lawyer...loved law school so much he took another year.

He is also a huge Auburn fan and has a fancy roman numeral at the end of his name.

Those little tidbits have not really helped his case.
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Re: Welcome Hipsh
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2007, 04:58:56 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 08, 2007, 04:55:28 PM
Those little tidbits have not really helped his case.

They were for your benefit, not his.
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Re: Welcome Hipsh
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2007, 01:48:32 PM »
Quote from: wesfau on October 08, 2007, 04:17:05 PM
He is also a huge Auburn fan and has a fancy roman numeral at the end of his name.
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