That's the most fucked up thing I've ever seen in my life.
Show me a month where my grandfather dies, my best friend gets married in another state, my kid needs a math tutor and is accepted into the gifted program at the same time, I get a speeding ticket, my dryer breaks, my kid decides to play football, my co-worker needs $200, my landlord raises my rent without justification and in violation of my lease, my mother can't pay for her medicine and bums $200, my dog needs $450 worth of vet care and I take up smoking and eating BK double stacks all day.
And I survived all that shit with $700.
I'm a disaster manager. But my mom is dead because she had no meds, my family hates me because I bailed on grandpa's funeral, my dog died, my friend told me to fuck off, my kid is in the gifted program and playing ball, but I'm tutoring him, my clothes are wet, my co-workers think I'm a cheap fuck and my license will probably be suspended.
On a positive note, my landlord is drawing up eviction papers, but I've hired the Johnny Cochran law firm on contingency. I'll have plenty of money after I get through fucking him up in court with my countersuit. Gonna get him for discrimination.
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