Florida Atlantic University Offense...Stats

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #20 on:** September 20, 2011, 05:01:26 PM »

Ok, you tailgating mother fuckers, if she's still standing by kickoff, I will consider all of you failures.

I have to be sober if I have to climb to the top of JHS...

AUJarhead · « **Reply #21 on:** September 20, 2011, 05:06:25 PM »

I have to be sober if I have to climb to the top of JHS...

It's only halfway up the upper deck. By the time I'm your age, I'll be in the lower bowl!

djsimp · « **Reply #22 on:** September 20, 2011, 05:11:26 PM »

It's only halfway up the upper deck. By the time I'm your age, I'll be in the lower bowl!

You should probably duck right about now.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #23 on:** September 20, 2011, 05:20:18 PM »

It's only halfway up the upper deck. By the time I'm your age, I'll be in the lower bowl!

Then you better get cracking, Sparky. You are not that much younger than me and you're still Upper Deck material.

DnATL · « **Reply #24 on:** September 20, 2011, 08:33:45 PM »

...to her personal trainer?

Oh shit. Oh shit. I went there.

Anyone for tennis?

DnATL · « **Reply #25 on:** September 20, 2011, 08:34:19 PM »

Then you better get cracking, Sparky. You are not that much younger than me and you're still Upper Deck material.

Don't upper deck his bowl

Saniflush · « **Reply #26 on:** September 21, 2011, 07:23:58 AM »

I have to be sober if I have to climb to the top of JHS...

What the hell does you not standing have to do with drinking?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #27 on:** September 21, 2011, 12:31:30 PM »

What the hell does you not standing have to do with drinking?

I'm not going back to my mother's house with grass stains. And you aren't even gonna be there, so what's it to ya'?