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Official Bag Man Thread
« on: August 17, 2011, 03:03:04 PM »
Okay, word is that the circus is coming to town just after Finescum comes on the air.  Place your, "I knew it"..."Oh shit"...."Danny is a...".....Finescum can bite my..." here.  Either way, should be interesting.
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2011, 03:05:08 PM »
If I were ever going to listen to Fuckstick, his idiot guests and his fabricated callers, it would be today.  And I'm not listening.
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2011, 03:05:13 PM »
Does he open the show? 
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2011, 03:07:21 PM »
Does he open the show?

He's been saying 2:00.  Even Brando said 2:00 today on Finedung.  We shall see.
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2011, 03:10:06 PM »
Here it fucking goes...
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2011, 03:10:54 PM »
Haha, Finebaum is bringing in an attorney.

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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2011, 03:11:18 PM »
Has an attorney on with him now.  Will NOT say it. 
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2011, 03:12:10 PM »
Going the way most thought.  He says he'll get sued if he does say it.
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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2011, 03:13:09 PM »
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Do you have the name?

Yes.

Will you tell us the name?

No.

What a piece of shit, go fucking die in a fire.
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2011, 03:13:35 PM »
"I'm not going to be responsible for someone losing their job, so I'm not going to say the name."
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2011, 03:14:36 PM »
Finebaum is using the attorney to defend Sheridan...

And the attorney just said Sheridan has the name... Fucking pathetic.
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2011, 03:16:15 PM »
Now he is saying he knows a witness, that might or might not be in a bank branch in Georgia. 

This is retarded, I'm done.  Like they would fucking put the money through a bank...sigh.
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2011, 03:17:58 PM »
Sheridan is fucking pathetic.  PERFECT guest for Finebaum.  Fits in with all the other ass wiping mullets.
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2011, 03:19:20 PM »
Now he says he never said he would name the bag man...

Also, he won't comment on the NCAA investigation in Auburn.
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2011, 03:21:14 PM »
Kaos said something a while back that makes perfect sense.  Whatever Danny boy does or doesn't know, makes no difference.  His claim is that the leak came from the NCAA, meaning they already know....so what revelation would he have given us?

He just lost even more credibility....if that's possible.
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2011, 03:21:45 PM »
Now he is giving himself an out...saying that if the witness doesn't come out nothing will happen.  This is total horse shit.  What a pussy.
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2011, 03:22:23 PM »
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2011, 03:28:46 PM »
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAA AHA HA HAHA AHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Sheridan is such a fucking douche. 
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« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2011, 03:30:00 PM »
Now he is saying that Newton's father should turn over his financial records and the records of the Church...ROFL, that already happened Sheridan, you stupid fuck.  Grasp...for...straws...
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2011, 03:31:08 PM »
Sheridan is still the pathetic loser that 1977 article detailed.

He's also the worst version of an internet tough guy I've ever heard spouting off on the radio.
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