EDSBS Previews every SEC game

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http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2011/8/10/2354491/college-football-preview-2011-sec-schedule

Too long to post, but too funny not to read.  They are particularly merciless on Saban and Miles. 

A sample:

Kent State at Alabama. Nick Saban is an alum of Kent State, and played defensive back there. By the end of the fourth quarter, you will learn how much he hated every minute of it.

Mississippi State at Auburn. A postgame handshake so icy Germans will describe it as "heartwarming."

LSU at Mississippi State. Les Miles has to be told not to use a cowbell on his own sidelines while his offense is on the field. "BUT IT'S FUN." [clang clang clang clang clang]   

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Funny shit.

Auburn at LSU. Jordan Jefferson will struggle to read the swirling madness of a Ted Roof defense, and then throw for 300 yards after realizing they don't know what's going on, either.

LSU at Alabama. Nick Saban will watch 87 hours of film in the week leading up to this game, and Les Miles will watch The Land Before Time and demand that his staff cry along with him. LSU will probably win.

Florida Atlantic at Auburn. Florida Atlantic's just going to try to show up in the SEC by default when they play every SEC team once in a season and just assume membership. They're like Texas A&M in that respect.