This is sad...yet hilarious

[Ogre]

I gleaned this off of the Deep South Sports Blog.  Here's the link.

Classy Bama Tee Shirt Central



It seems the "Got Recruits?" tee has opened up a veritable Pandora's box of high quality UAT apparel. I have to thank reader Jonathan for directing my attention to the "Roll Tide" cafepress store that promotes all things awesome and crimson. I'm fairly certain that these outstanding tee-shirt ideas are not the brain-child of a singular tider (one man's brain could never conceive of such greatness), but the pooled creativity and wit of an entire fanbase. (Yes, these are all REAL Bama tee-shirts, ready to ship for $20) Enjoy....



Uncle Rico shares your pride in this 27 year old accomplishment.



This classic even comes in a fun little tote bag. Not sure you can really say that "The Tide Turned" though. Doesn't the tide turning involve some sort of change, one way or the other? Does going from 6-6 with Shula to 6-6 with Saban constitute a change? Two straight Indy bowls? Maybe something more along the lines of "The Tide Stagnated"?



Ok, that's disturbing. And dumb. Does Meth give you bloody urine? You could wear this shirt, or...or you could just scribble "Registered Sex Offender" on your forehead.



I "fear the process" of dumbing down America's rednecks. Who's gonna tile my effin' bathroom? If I see anybody wearing this shirt they are going to be the recipient of a well deserved swift kick to the crotch in a valiant attempt to damage their evil reproductive organs. Fair warning.

Last, but not least...



Click here to read the totally relevant and inspirational Roll Tide Bible verse that's printed on the back...just above the hardy RTR!! which is appropriately written in the Lord's blood. (God's a Tider)

It's perfect. Except for the sleeves...gotta lose the sleeves.

[Ogre]

Well fuck me.  The pics all showed up earlier when I posted it, but now I guess you'll have to do the link to get the full effect.  It'll be worth your time.

[Saniflush]

Well fuck me.  The pics all showed up earlier when I posted it, but now I guess you'll have to do the link to get the full effect.  It'll be worth your time.

The pictures were never showing up.  You suck at teh e-bays.

[ssgaufan]

The pictures were never showing up.  You suck at teh e-bays.

916 posts my ass.

[BLS]

Well fuck me. 

No fuck me, I can imagine what the pics show and I ain't even gonna click it. 

[AWK]

It is rather hilarious. 

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

The last one is CLAASSSSSSSSAAAAYYYYYY!

 :thumbsup:

[BLS]

The last one is CLAASSSSSSSSAAAAYYYYYY!

 :thumbsup:

Damn it, out of pure curiosity, I had to click it.     
What the fuck is that  shit?   Funny thing is I'm listening to Iron Maiden (Maiden live in  England) right now so how befitting.
Some of these shirts and agendas are just hard to understand.

[Saniflush]

Damn it, out of pure curiosity, I had to click it.     
What the fuck is that  shit?  Funny thing is I'm listening to Iron Maiden (Maiden live in  England) right now so how befitting.
Some of these shirts and agendas are just hard to understand.

You are making it impossible to not like you. 

[BLS]

Appreciate it sani. You guys do a great job here,. got to give a shout out to jumbo for the invite over here.

[Kaos]

More Bama nuttiness.  Don't know what's better, the dude doing smoke tricks or the sloppy fat ass in the background that wobbles amazed. 

[BLS]

More Bama nuttiness.  Don't know what's better, the dude doing smoke tricks or the sloppy fat ass in the background that wobbles amazed. 

I didn't know flav a flav was a Bama fan?
How embarassing,   

[War Eagle!!!]

I wonder what the hell his lungs look like...