Typical. Don't know shit, but doesn't stop the pontification.
My response was based on the fact that you stated that you had to present something to your attorneys. That suggests that they are incompetent, and your reliance on that incompetency is not sound. Incompetent lawyers who can't do their own work aren't going to protect you from other lawyers.
Speaking of which, lawyers don't sue people, just like guns don't shoot people. Clients sue people, just like gun owners shoot people. Unless, of course, you're actually being sued by an attorney representing himself.
Over the years I've learned that if I ask a question, 95% of the time they're going to have to look it up and study it. And the grubbing fucks bill me in 15 minute increments for that research. I have little control over how much time they think it takes.
Mistake #1: You hired an attorney that bills in 15 minute increments. If you've known as many attorneys as you claim, then surely you've met one that bills in 6 minute increments, as that's the industry standard from what I've seen.
Mistake #2: You hired an attorney who has to look up the answers to 95% of your questions. You either hired a general practice attorney, or a retard. If you hire a DUI attorney for your DUI charge, he's not going to have to "look up" 95% of your questions. If you hire a tax attorney for your tax issues, he's not going to have to "look up" 95% of your questions. If you've known as many attorneys as you claim, then surely you've met some attorneys who practice specific areas and would be able to answer most of your questions in that area.
Unless, of course, your legal needs are so complex and novel that this is a case of first impression, and thus the attorney would have to research the question in order to find comparable situations that might identify a rule which would potentially apply to your case. But that's pretty doubtful.
I write my own contracts. I allow the lawyers to review them but I'm 100% confident that what I write is better than anything they could come up with.
When we go to meetings and I need them there (usually because the other party has them) I don't let them talk except to me.
So...you're 100% confident that your contracts are iron clad, yet you allow an attorney review them, but based on your previous comments, he doesn't know what he's doing 95% of the time? Either you trust your attorney(s) to be competent or you don't. If you don't, then you shouldn't pay him for being incompetent or for being lazy. If you do, then I don't know the purpose of your diatribe about your attorneys being idiots.
I'm not downing lawyers in general because for much of my life I thought it was something I'd like to pursue as a hobby. Was going to go to law school back in the day before family, kids and life intervened.
I just know that the condescending bloviating I've seen in this thread and others from people who throw the law degree around like it's some kind of magic golden egg is unwarranted.
The only reason I referenced the fact that I went to law school was because of a snide comment made about using the internet to find information. I spent three years in law school poring over those basic principles and the theories behind them; I don't need the fucking internet to inform me of something about our legal system that is as basic as jury selection, so any attempts at implying as much is rather insulting.