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« on: October 04, 2007, 04:26:03 PM »
To "chickenplucker" and 'hogwally".  Both are friends from Arkansas.
 
Chicken actually had a different second part to his name in lieu of plucker but convictions have now limited how "OPEN" he can be about it.

Wally left the quiet NW Arkansas area for the hustle and bustle of Miami.  He watched "Scarface" 47 times before moving so he knew what was going on.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2007, 04:52:09 PM »
Why do you keep inviting your goddamn pig fucking friends from podunk Arkanslaw??

Fuck it, I'm inviting BG right fucking now.
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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2007, 04:55:17 PM »
Why do you keep inviting your goddamn pig fucking friends from podunk Arkanslaw??

Fuck it, I'm inviting BG right fucking now.

Cause apparently asking you fucks to invite folks is not working due to your lack of friends.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2007, 04:57:57 PM »
Cause apparently asking you fucks to invite folks is not working due to your lack of friends.
Actually, I did invite three of my buddies and they all made fun of us for spending time posting on an internet forum so fuck you.

Motherfucker, where did I sit my pocket protector down at THIS time?!?!
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« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2007, 04:59:05 PM »
Probably next to the roll of un-used condoms that you've had since Junior High.
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2007, 05:01:04 PM »
Probably next to the roll of un-used condoms that you've had since Junior High.
What are condoms?
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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2007, 05:02:01 PM »
Something your parents should have used.
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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2007, 05:03:07 PM »
Actually, I did invite three of my buddies and they all made fun of us for spending time posting on an internet forum so fuck you.

What the jews couldn't handle the oven heat?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2007, 05:03:38 PM »
Something your parents should have used.
My parents are dead. Asshole.
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« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2007, 05:04:45 PM »
What the jews couldn't handle the oven heat?
That and there was nothing in it for him financially.
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« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2007, 05:04:53 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2007, 05:10:47 PM »
My parents are dead. Asshole.

Come on, how was I supposed to know that?  My bad.

I have an extremely inappropriate and tasteless jab for you that would normally go in this spot, but I am reserving my right to censor myself.
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« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2007, 05:14:21 PM »
Come on, how was I supposed to know that?  My bad.

I have an extremely inappropriate and tasteless jab for you that would normally go in this spot, but I am reserving my right to censor myself.
I'm playing. They're alive and well. Well, my mom has a bum knee and my dad's got high cholesterol but other than that, they're fine.

Jab away.
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« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2007, 05:16:52 PM »
It wouldn't be funny now.  It would have been heartless and flat out mean, and I almost typed it.  That's what I get for being a pussy.  Next time I'll know better.

Just know it had something to do with either suicide or a meth lab explosion...
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« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2007, 05:18:19 PM »
Just know it had something to do with either suicide or a meth lab explosion...
That's the best you could have come up with? Weak.
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« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2007, 05:19:26 PM »
It's not the subject matter, it's how you word it.  Amateur. 
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« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2007, 05:20:43 PM »
It's not the subject matter, it's how you word it.  Amateur. 
I'm all ears... unless, of course, you're just scared which is completely understandable.
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« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2007, 05:23:18 PM »
What part of "It wouldn't be funny now" do you not understand? 

And you really are 'all ears', aren't you? 

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« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2007, 05:27:42 PM »
What part of "It wouldn't be funny now" do you not understand? 

And you really are 'all ears', aren't you? 



Hmmm.... touche. Well played, sir.
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« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2007, 06:03:05 PM »
On the serious side? 

You guys are extending invites to fans of other schools? 

None of my business, but I'm 100000% against that.  Defeats the whole purpose of having an invitation-only board catering to AU guys.  Being totally serious, it changes the way I look at things. 

This is what I'd call a stunning and discomfiting revelation.  I know that I'm probably a controversial invite myself and have no voice, but I have this habit of saying whats' on my mind. You're welcome to start cursing and condeming me now.
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