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Re: SportsByBrooks Strikes Again...
« Reply #140 on: June 24, 2011, 11:14:45 AM »
Dr. Saniflush makes house calls...who knew? Just make sure his "instrument" is clean, lord knows where its been.

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Re: SportsByBrooks Strikes Again...
« Reply #141 on: June 24, 2011, 03:31:14 PM »
eff you Yankee.

Oh dear God, you're one of "them".

eff you again. AUT1 and I would like a word with you.

I told you it didn't look promising.  You know Ronnie Van Zandt is spinning in his grave at the sideshow act his band has become. I love the original Lynyrd Skynyrd but the cover band that they've become really pisses me off. They were certainly country folks from Jacksonville originally, but I guarantee most of the original guys would be pissed to see them turn into a shitty symbol for redneck culture while their counter parts (Allman Bros) are continuing as legitimate musicians.
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Re: SportsByBrooks Strikes Again...
« Reply #142 on: June 24, 2011, 03:50:22 PM »
I told you it didn't look promising.  You know Ronnie Van Zandt is spinning in his grave at the sideshow act his band has become. I love the original Lynyrd Skynyrd but the cover band that they've become really pisses me off. They were certainly country folks from Jacksonville originally, but I guarantee most of the original guys would be pissed to see them turn into a shitty symbol for redneck culture while their counter parts (Allman Bros) are continuing as legitimate musicians.

I blame the Doobie Brothers
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Re: SportsByBrooks Strikes Again...
« Reply #143 on: June 24, 2011, 03:58:40 PM »
I blame the Doobie Brothers

I blame Micheal McDonald for ruining the Doobie Brothers.
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Re: SportsByBrooks Strikes Again...
« Reply #144 on: June 24, 2011, 04:09:02 PM »
I blame Micheal McDonald for ruining the Doobie Brothers.

this..This...THis....THIs and most certainly THIS^^^^^^

I hate that fucker with all my heart and soul. Why they took what was one of the great bands and sounds of that era and chunked it all in the toilet for ONE mainstream album, is beyond me. I've got a lot of their early stuff on my iPod and just get into listening to real musicians play some of the most original music on the planet. I can listen to South City Midnight Lady every night.

Did I mention I hate Michael McDonald?
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Re: SportsByBrooks Strikes Again...
« Reply #145 on: June 24, 2011, 04:45:35 PM »
I blame Micheal McDonald for ruining the Doobie Brothers.
this..This...THis....THIs and most certainly THIS^^^^^^

I hate that effer with all my heart and soul. Why they took what was one of the great bands and sounds of that era and chunked it all in the toilet for ONE mainstream album, is beyond me. I've got a lot of their early stuff on my iPod and just get into listening to real musicians play some of the most original music on the planet. I can listen to South City Midnight Lady every night.

Did I mention I hate Michael McDonald?

A lot of hot fire truth being spit out in those two post.....

Seriously, I hate what Skynard has become.  It's shameful really that them and the Allmans experienced tragedy and one is still damn good, the other is .   :sad:

Lyrics by the new Skynard.......
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Ride our own bikes To Sturgis
we pay our own dues,
smoking camels, drinking domestic BREWS
You want to know where I have been
just look at my hands
Yeah, I've driven by the White House,
Spent some time in jail.
Momma cried but she still wouldn't pay my bail.
I ain't been no angel,
But even God, he understands.

My hair's turning white,
my neck's always been red,
my collar's still blue,
we've always been Red, White and Blue

Lyrics from Greg Allman and Trucks in the same year.
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There is a long hard Road that winds so far behind me,
Its so cold I’m about to die,
Chasing a dream around the world, Has got me feeling down
Though it use to make me high

Looking for answers searching for the truth, In an ocean of lies.
trying to find a reason to make the whole thing rhyme,
will make you old before your time

One set of these will definitely appeal the "redneck crowd". 
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Re: SportsByBrooks Strikes Again...
« Reply #146 on: June 24, 2011, 08:56:10 PM »
I don't care. Anything. I would rather... I would rather watch "Beautician and the Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothing against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.
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Re: SportsByBrooks Strikes Again...
« Reply #147 on: June 24, 2011, 11:34:55 PM »
I have to agree about MM. My wife likes his shit but when I hear this poison I want to throw up in my fuckin' mouth.
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Re: SportsByBrooks Strikes Again...
« Reply #148 on: June 24, 2011, 11:44:07 PM »
We were at a charity function one night a few years ago and he was the entertainment.  He cannot sing for SHIT anymore**  - he strains so hard when he sings that he looks like he is constipated and trying to take a shit.  We left after dessert.  It was BAD.

** not that he really ever did...
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Re: SportsByBrooks Strikes Again...
« Reply #149 on: June 24, 2011, 11:53:37 PM »


Enjoy
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Re: SportsByBrooks Strikes Again...
« Reply #150 on: June 25, 2011, 12:18:12 AM »
I don't care. Anything. I would rather... I would rather watch "Beautician and the Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothing against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.
You're such a smartass. Get back on the floor.
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Re: SportsByBrooks Strikes Again...
« Reply #151 on: June 25, 2011, 01:21:25 AM »
Why is everyone so upset about this guy?

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Re: SportsByBrooks Strikes Again...
« Reply #152 on: June 25, 2011, 09:11:13 AM »


Enjoy

If there was anyone who needed extra proof that you're an evil sombitch, well here it is.
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Re: SportsByBrooks Strikes Again...
« Reply #153 on: June 26, 2011, 03:48:09 PM »
His posts truly are a constant stream of fail.

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@SPORTSbyBROOKS Lotsa talk about Vandy becoming more competitive in football. Or as they call it at Auburn, 'old news' http://on.fb.me/jhDZAy

Like UGA in 06? And what does this have to do with anything other than a cheap shot at Auburn for no reason?

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@SPORTSbyBROOKS Guy cites his Auburn journalism degree (lulz) in ripping me in the Birmingham News. http://bit.ly/iQsUW3

Dude said he grew up in Auburn and got a journalism degree. Either way, that does make him more of a legitimate journalist than Brooks, and that's not even what he was alleging.

I seriously wish harm on this guy. I wouldn't even say that about Finebaum and mean it, but if I found out that he was sodomized with a broom handle and burned alive, I would be very happy with the news.
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Re: SportsByBrooks Strikes Again...
« Reply #154 on: June 26, 2011, 09:03:43 PM »
Brooks is a piece of shit.  He can't even keep himself above the fray.  His schtick is Tigerdroppings level, and the only difference is he's not hidden in cyberspace, but he is simply taking shots to get a reaction.  Someone needs to give him one that he'll remember.
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