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*Word on da skreets...Shane "from Centerpoint"*

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« Reply #80 on: December 02, 2011, 05:17:20 PM »
Phyllis just said through tears, that she knows that for the National Championship Game, Shane "will be in a chair right beside Bear. I think anybody else in that chair, Bear would kick him out. I really do."
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« Reply #81 on: December 02, 2011, 06:18:08 PM »
Phyllis just said through tears, that she knows that for the National Championship Game, Shane "will be in a chair right beside Bear. I think anybody else in that chair, Bear would kick him out. I really do."
I doubt they have televisions in hell. Shane, bear, and PCbama are most likely stitched together, ass to mouth - human centipede style, with the head segment (bear) being force fed rancid tuna salad.

Fuck Shane Corn. The world is a little better off today.
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« Reply #82 on: December 02, 2011, 06:31:39 PM »
I doubt they have televisions in hell. Shane, bear, and PCbama are most likely stitched together, ass to mouth - human centipede style, with the head segment (bear) being force fed rancid tuna salad.

Fuck Shane Corn. The world is a little better off today.

Can I get an amen?
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« Reply #83 on: December 02, 2011, 07:37:10 PM »
Some fucking moron called in to ask if Shane had any military experience.  He wanted to arrange a 21 gun salute at his funeral.  Paul told him no military background.  The fucking moron said he'd do it anyway, Shane had earned it.  Tha fuck?  Braying like an ass at people over the phone, resorting to calling anybody that will stand up to you "gay", and questioning their manhood....that earned a 21 gun salute?
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« Reply #84 on: December 02, 2011, 07:46:29 PM »
I'm going to break one of my long standing affirmations tomorrow. For a little over 3 years now, I have not bought a copy of the Birmingham News. This streak ends and, for 1 day, these hack bastards will get $.75 of my money so I can peruse the obituaries and find out where they're dumping this lowlife piece of shit's rotting carcass.

Once Monday & Tuesday's rain settles the dirt they throw over him, I am fulfilling my vow to lay a pile of shit on his grave. It won't be my own - he's not worth it - but I am intentionally overfeeding my dog and will scoop his leavings into a gallon sized ziploc freezer bag. This shovel full of shit will be my token of remembrance to one of the most worthless fucksticks ever to walk the earth.
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« Reply #85 on: December 02, 2011, 07:53:32 PM »
I'm going to break one of my long standing affirmations tomorrow. For a little over 3 years now, I have not bought a copy of the Birmingham News. This streak ends and, for 1 day, these hack bastards will get $.75 of my money so I can peruse the obituaries and find out where they're dumping this lowlife piece of shit's rotting carcass.

Once Monday & Tuesday's rain settles the dirt they throw over him, I am fulfilling my vow to lay a pile of shit on his grave. It won't be my own - he's not worth it - but I am intentionally overfeeding my dog and will scoop his leavings into a gallon sized ziploc freezer bag. This shovel full of shit will be my token of remembrance to one of the most worthless fucksticks ever to walk the earth.

It wouldn't shock me if his family has arranged to have security cameras at his grave for at least a little while. 
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« Reply #86 on: December 03, 2011, 12:35:45 PM »
Almost started a fight at a christmas parade.

Two rednecks blabbing about Shane. One says something stereotypical  about him watching games with Bahr now. 

Simple question: So you think Shane went to hell, huh?

They freaked.  Wanted to fight.   

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« Reply #87 on: December 03, 2011, 01:05:45 PM »
Almost started a fight at a christmas parade.

Two rednecks blabbing about Shane. One says something stereotypical  about him watching games with Bahr now. 

Simple question: So you think Shane went to hell, huh?

They freaked.  Wanted to fight.

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I know we're all going now!
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« Reply #88 on: December 03, 2011, 01:38:11 PM »
Almost started a fight at a christmas parade.

Two rednecks blabbing about Shane. One says something stereotypical  about him watching games with Bahr now. 

Simple question: So you think Shane went to hell, huh?

They freaked.  Wanted to fight. 
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« Reply #89 on: December 05, 2011, 08:57:08 PM »
Almost started a fight at a christmas parade.

Two rednecks blabbing about Shane. One says something stereotypical  about him watching games with Bahr now. 

Simple question: So you think Shane went to hell, huh?

They freaked.  Wanted to fight.
Fuck these assholes. Every last one of them. This makes me want to go rent a backhoe and dig his sorry ass up, use the scoop to bust his coffin open, and leave his worthless hull laying on the ground for the stray dogs to eat. All this would accomplish would be getting the ASPCA on my ass for trying to give stray dogs cancer, and I don't have the time to deal with them right now.

Bob Barker acts all high and mighty by demanding we get our animals spayed or neutered to control the stray population, but he gets pissy when a guy thinks outside the box and try's to thin them out with rapidly spreading cancer.

Mark my words; it's just a matter of time before one of these retards does some shitty drawing depicting the dead drunk and the poster child for USA Ultra Lights holding hands (or some other cheesy pose) and starts spreading it around on Facebook. I swear upon all I hold holy that the first person on my friends list that posts it will get a bag of Catfish's finest dropped at their front door.
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« Reply #90 on: December 05, 2011, 10:21:42 PM »
Fuck these assholes. Every last one of them. This makes me want to go rent a backhoe and dig his sorry ass up, use the scoop to bust his coffin open, and leave his worthless hull laying on the ground for the stray dogs to eat. All this would accomplish would be getting the ASPCA on my ass for trying to give stray dogs cancer, and I don't have the time to deal with them right now.

Bob Barker acts all high and mighty by demanding we get our animals spayed or neutered to control the stray population, but he gets pissy when a guy thinks outside the box and try's to thin them out with rapidly spreading cancer.

Mark my words; it's just a matter of time before one of these retards does some shitty drawing depicting the dead drunk and the poster child for USA Ultra Lights holding hands (or some other cheesy pose) and starts spreading it around on Facebook. I swear upon all I hold holy that the first person on my friends list that posts it will get a bag of Catfish's finest dropped at their front door.

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« Reply #91 on: December 05, 2011, 10:46:36 PM »
Fuck these assholes. Every last one of them. This makes me want to go rent a backhoe and dig his sorry ass up, use the scoop to bust his coffin open, and leave his worthless hull laying on the ground for the stray dogs to eat.

Just be careful, that iron lung is bound to ruin a back hoe.
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« Reply #92 on: December 06, 2011, 12:20:52 PM »
It wouldn't shock me if his family has arranged to have security cameras at his grave for at least a little while.


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« Reply #93 on: December 06, 2011, 12:25:13 PM »

http://www.seemerot.com/   

I don't have the words to describe how twisted that is.
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« Reply #94 on: December 06, 2011, 12:29:21 PM »
When are we gonna quit kicking this dead horse's ass?
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Re: *Word on da skreets...Shane "from Centerpoint"*
« Reply #96 on: December 06, 2011, 03:00:20 PM »
When are we gonna quit kicking this dead horse's ass?

Then we would lose all of our guests.
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Re: *Word on da skreets...Shane "from Centerpoint"*
« Reply #97 on: December 06, 2011, 06:01:05 PM »

http://www.seemerot.com/   
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Holy shit! Somewhere in the world, Internet rule #34 is being applied.
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