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Duke Nukem Forever

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Duke Nukem Forever
« on: April 26, 2011, 11:30:45 AM »
This game has only been twelve years in the making.  Most of you never played the last one. 
let's see....

Aliens? -check
Nekid chicks and hot lesbians? - check


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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2011, 07:47:34 AM »
Played the first couple of chapters this morning.  Pretty well what I expected.  Hack and blast game with lot's of one liners.  Probably want to rent this one, but it's worth the play.

How can it not be when in the first five minutes of the game you use an alien eyeball as a football and you have a set of twins give you head?

Gloria Steinem will not be pleased.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."