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« Reply #60 on: June 23, 2011, 11:53:40 AM »
Agree Jumbo.....but we have no idea what happened or the context of the incident. I would like to think The Chin knows the deal and I trust him to keep this little peckerhead on a short leash. If we weren't as low on schollys as we are or shallow in the backfield, I would 100% agree with you. But we really need the guy this upcoming season. Lutz needs to be a true TE. We need more than just him in that bruiser/short yardage/wheel route role.

Also, as JR and Kaos said, they are gonna talk poop about us anyway. Might as well get our money's worth.

True, but to me there is only three reasons to hit a woman.

1. She has a gun pointed at you.
2. She has a knife that she is cutting you with.
3. She tells you the kid you have been raising for the last 16 years isn't really yours (happened to a buddy of mine).
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #61 on: June 23, 2011, 12:03:33 PM »
True, but to me there is only three reasons to hit a woman.

1. She has a gun pointed at you.
2. She has a knife that she is cutting you with.
3. She tells you the kid you have been raising for the last 16 years isn't really yours (happened to a buddy of mine).

I have a few more reasons, but won't list them. 

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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #62 on: June 23, 2011, 12:21:08 PM »
I have a few more reasons, but won't list them.

For some odd reason I am intrigued.
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« Reply #63 on: June 23, 2011, 12:39:42 PM »
Or, if during sex, you're both on your side and you're popping that shit from behind, and she's telling you how good you are, and you're all into it and thinking how you are the man, and you happen to peek over and see that she's filing her nails....

What?  That's happened to you....right?
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #64 on: June 23, 2011, 02:49:54 PM »
I have a few more reasons, but won't list them.

Well I'm not counting the times where she's yelling, "Smack that ass, cracker daddy!" 
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #65 on: June 23, 2011, 04:18:16 PM »
Well I'm not counting the times where she's yelling, "Smack that ass, cracker daddy!"
That's some funny shit.
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #66 on: June 23, 2011, 06:01:36 PM »
Well I'm not counting the times where she's yelling, "Smack that ass, cracker daddy!"

Racist...

It should read cracka...

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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #67 on: June 23, 2011, 06:16:12 PM »
FWIW, you can be charged with Domestic Violence III and not have laid a hand on the victim. 

Or for that matter done anything at all.  Wimminz have been known to make that shit up.  Not saying that happened here, but it does.
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« Reply #68 on: June 23, 2011, 07:40:35 PM »
FWIW, you can be charged with Domestic Violence III and not have laid a hand on the victim. 

Or for that matter done anything at all.  Wimminz have been known to make that shit up.  Not saying that happened here, but it does.
I want a scary-assed fullback that blows shit up on the field.
This guy can buy the o-line some time. He has a NC ring and a HC that believes in him.

 
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #69 on: June 23, 2011, 08:24:07 PM »
I want a scary-assed fullback that blows shit up on the field.
This guy can buy the o-line some time. He has a NC ring and a HC that believes in him.

I can't disagree with.

FWIW, you can be charged with Domestic Violence III and not have laid a hand on the victim. 

Or for that matter done anything at all.  Wimminz have been known to make that shit up.  Not saying that happened here, but it does.

This is kind of what I am thinking. I find it hard to believe that Chizik or anyone in Admin would allow Smith back on the team if otherwise.
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #70 on: June 23, 2011, 10:10:42 PM »
For some odd reason I am intrigued.

Not stories worth telling. 

But back to Smith?  If it's okay for other schools to have people who choked-a-bitch on their roster, I don't see a damn thing wrong with having somebody who half-heartedly kicked at a duck's ass.
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« Reply #71 on: June 23, 2011, 10:41:24 PM »


But back to Smith?  If it's okay for other schools to have people who choked-a-bitch on their roster, I don't see a damn thing wrong with having somebody who half-heartedly kicked at a duck's ass.

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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #72 on: June 25, 2011, 10:42:23 PM »
WooHoo we got our Enforcer back.
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #73 on: June 25, 2011, 10:56:43 PM »
Not stories worth telling. 

But back to Smith?  If it's okay for other schools to have people who choked-a-bitch on their roster, I don't see a damn thing wrong with having somebody who half-heartedly kicked at a duck's ass.

After all, it was probably the duck's fault anyway.  War Eagle!
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #74 on: June 25, 2011, 11:11:20 PM »
True, but to me there is only three reasons to hit a woman.

1. She has a gun pointed at you.
2. She has a knife that she is cutting you with.
3. She tells you the kid you have been raising for the last 16 years isn't really yours (happened to a buddy of mine).
4. If she has balls
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #75 on: June 27, 2011, 07:17:25 AM »
4. If she has balls

This man knows.
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #76 on: June 28, 2011, 03:36:51 PM »
4. If she has balls

But then it's not a woman.  There's all kinds of reasons for smacking a dude in a dress from...

A. It's a dude in a dress.
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Z. It turns you own (Taylor's reason).
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