What's your favorite pregame ritual?

[AWK]

We sacrafice kittens to our midget leader.  (Saniflush knows)

[Saniflush]

We sacrafice kittens to our midget leader.  (Saniflush knows)

I thought Wes preferred the term "little person"?

[AWK]

I thought Wes preferred the term "little person"?

I meant the human bowling ball.  That's our second pre-game ritual.

[Saniflush]

I meant the human bowling ball.  That's our second pre-game ritual.

Damn! 
Bowling has been added to her game modes? 
All this time I just thought she was only good for horseshoes.

[dallaswareagle]

Not sure what to do going forward...
I used to have sex with a dark haired Mexican beauty before every game, but she moved away last month.  I'm thinking of placing an ad on Craigslist or something.

Wait-My wife is Mexican-Dark haired and was never around right before kickoff? 

[Jumbo]

Do it for Auburn, AUSweetheart.

P.S. I'm not kidding when I say I watched your avatar for about 3 full minutes before responding.

Bounce, Bounce and a spank!

[BZ770]

I like to fire the Charcoal up with something that I can cook for a while like Ribs.  Crack some cold ones and then sit through Hell listening to my wife say they can't do that , they are cheating, That was dumb, what just happened, then she gets on Facebook and starts harassing her alabama friends.

[The Prowler]

During this past Iron Bowl, I paused the game at halftime, took a shower, got some Taco Bell, watched one of my recorded shows (The Office, I think), took a shit, Jumbo called (while I was in the restroom) trying to not let me know what was about to happen.  When I sat back down, I was almost a full Qtr behind.  On Auburn's game winning drive, I had caught back up.  My Dad sent me a text that we needed a sack, right before T'Bell bounced McElroy on his head.  After that play, I sent Jumbo a text, stating "that's the ballgame, War Eagle."

[No Huddle]

This year's Iron Bowl I blackout after halftime and I can't remember any plays I called as OC.

Signed,

Jim McElwain

[JR4AU]

Mine is to talk to my Dad about how Auburn can win the game, grab a cold drank maybe some potatoe chips, then just watch with enjoyment.

Florida's Freshman WR Ja'Juan Story said that his favorite pregame ritual is to "Doodoo, then listen to Katy Perry."

Bloody Mary for breakfast. 

Absolute Vodka
Tobasco Hot Bloody Mary Mix  (about 60/40 ratio)
Dash of Worcestershire sauce
Squeeze of Lime
pepper
Celery Salt rimmed glass
jalapeno floater
Celery stick to stir

[No Huddle]

Bloody Mary for breakfast. 

Absolute Vodka
Tobasco Hot Bloody Mary Mix  (about 60/40 ratio)
Dash of Worcestershire sauce
Squeeze of Lime
pepper
Celery Salt rimmed glass
jalapeno floater
Celery stick to stir

I hear ya' dog get it!