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The Quotable Pike

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Re: The Quotable Pike
« Reply #40 on: May 16, 2011, 03:01:39 PM »
Too obvious.

And I have never been known to disappoint. Unless I don't show up.

You mean like last week.
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Re: The Quotable Pike
« Reply #41 on: May 16, 2011, 03:05:29 PM »
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Re: The Quotable Pike
« Reply #42 on: May 16, 2011, 03:19:02 PM »
You mean like last week.
:bag:

I thought I'd let you save up for my bar tab.
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Re: The Quotable Pike
« Reply #43 on: May 16, 2011, 07:52:05 PM »
Speaking of which, how did he get skinny?  He used to be mark Mangino huge.
Yoxercise

After losing that much weight at that age, dude can probably skydive nekkid
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Re: The Quotable Pike
« Reply #44 on: May 16, 2011, 07:57:27 PM »
Yoxercise

After losing that much weight at that age, dude can probably skydive nekkid

or shoplift the entire deli at the Piggly Wiggly
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