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Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2011, 02:49:00 PM »
Figured it was you since you are cleaning taints for quarters.

At first I was like :blink:

Then I went back to the lightbulb thread and I was like  :facepalm:
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« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2011, 04:11:25 PM »
We have a cocksucker???  Please tell me it's Sweets or Wench....oh pleeeease.

Even if they were I don't think they would be willing to be your cocksucker, which is the important part.  Otherwise, it's just back to your yoga training in the hopes that someday...
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Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2011, 04:29:58 PM »
Even if they were I don't think they would be willing to be your cocksucker, which is the important part.  Otherwise, it's just back to your yoga training in the hopes that someday...

I have found that flexibility begins to decline as the years march on.
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« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2011, 04:31:34 PM »
I have found that flexibility begins to decline as the years march on.

Getting old is hell huh?
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« Reply #24 on: May 25, 2011, 04:38:50 PM »
Getting oldER is hell huh?

I can attest.
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« Reply #25 on: May 25, 2011, 05:03:07 PM »
I'm pretty sure you said you DID NOT want him.  I could be drunk or on shrooms.
You're just on Shrooms.  I stated that I'd love to have him at Auburn, but that he fucked up Auburn's RB recruiting up (that's when I said fuck that piece of garbage *read the last skreets post from about 7am today*).  You'll also see where I stated that Blakely & Calloway were the two RBs that I wanted in the first place.  I just didn't like howe it all went down, but now I understand a little more as to why it went down, the way it did.
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« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2011, 08:56:00 PM »
We have a cocksucker???  Please tell me it's Sweets or Wench....oh pleeeease.

People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.
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« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2011, 11:33:05 PM »
People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.
My life now has no meaning...fuck.
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« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2011, 11:47:32 PM »
People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.

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« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2011, 12:08:41 AM »
*Bump*
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« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2011, 01:00:21 AM »
Dear Penthouse Forums,

it was a typical humid night in houston...
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« Reply #31 on: May 26, 2011, 09:16:10 AM »
Dear Penthouse Forums,

Despite reading about all the crazy encounters that some of your other readers have, I never thought it would happen to me....
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« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2011, 12:09:40 PM »
For all that you guys make fun of me whiffing on some tv or movie quotes, I CANNOT BELIEVE ALL Y'ALL missed that one...

Hit teh Googles, losers...
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Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2011, 01:10:49 PM »
For all that you guys make fun of me whiffing on some tv or movie quotes, I CANNOT BELIEVE ALL Y'ALL missed that one...

Hit teh Googles, losers...

It was no big deal OK? I mean we fooled around, then we went out and grabbed a little dinner.
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« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2011, 01:11:27 PM »
Oh I got it, just didn't think the episode was that good.  Kind of like your rankings of James Bond.
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« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2011, 01:14:44 PM »
Oh I got it, just didn't think the episode was that good.  Kind of like your rankings of James Bond.

Oh my.....
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« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2011, 01:20:21 PM »
Oh I got it, just didn't think the episode was that good.  Kind of like your rankings of James Bond.

 :popcorn:
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Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2011, 03:47:38 PM »
It was no big deal OK? I mean we fooled around, then we went out and grabbed a little dinner.

Thanks, darlin'...

Oh I got it, just didn't think the episode was that good.  Kind of like your rankings of James Bond.

Fuck you.  My ranking, my criteria.

Y'all, it's like he wants me to be liked by everyone. I mean Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.
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« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2011, 07:33:16 AM »
Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
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Re: UF RB Mike Blakley will transfer...
« Reply #39 on: May 28, 2011, 03:13:40 AM »
Mike Blakely 5'9" 195lbs Bradenton, Fl. (6 Grillz)
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