Our Beloved Former President Carter...

[Saniflush]

Told you fuckers Thrilla can't leave "his people".

[Thrilla]

Told you fuckers Thrilla can't leave "his people".

Cyclical-fucking-nature.

Touche.

[GarMan]

Told you fuckers Thrilla can't leave "his people".

What a PUSSY!!!  I would have made him look like a fucking fool, and I probably would have been thrown out of there.  I definitely would have gotten half the bar to start the "ASS...  HOLE..." chant and then migrate to a "CARTER IS A FOOL!" chant. 

You didn't even think to send over a round of Irish Car Bombs or Red Headed Sluts, did you???  Now, that would have been funny! 

[Thrilla]

What a PUSSY!!!  I would have made him look like a fucking fool, and I probably would have been thrown out of there.  I definitely would have gotten half the bar to start the "ASS...  HOLE..." chant and then migrate to a "CARTER IS A FOOL!" chant. 

You didn't even think to send over a round of Irish Car Bombs or Red Headed Sluts, did you???  Now, that would have been funny! 

Hmm Garman...I never thought YOU out of all people would've disapproved how I handled the situation. 

Truth is, I have a problem of getting starstruck around famous people.  I normally can't say what I want and don't function well.  Especially if I've been drinking.

[GarMan]

Hmm Garman...I never thought YOU out of all people would've disapproved how I handled the situation. 

Truth is, I have a problem of getting starstruck around famous people.  I normally can't say what I want and don't function well.  Especially if I've been drinking.

Well, don't take it the wrong way.  It was a great story and all, I just would have handled it differently.  A bathroom encounter with me would have resulted in a more direct discussion about why he finds terrorists and murderous dictators so pleasant.  I definitely would have challenged him on his patriotism as he goes off around the world to seemingly undermine the efforts of our country's past, current and future leadership. 

Now, if I was approaching a good drunken stupor, I probably would have just called him an asshole and pissed on his shoe, but that's just me. 

[AWK]

Well, don't take it the wrong way.  It was a great story and all, I just would have handled it differently.  A bathroom encounter with me would have resulted in a more direct discussion about why he finds terrorists and murderous dictators so pleasant.  I definitely would have challenged him on his patriotism as he goes off around the world to seemingly undermine the efforts of our country's past, current and future leadership. 

Now, if I was approaching a good drunken stupor, I probably would have just called him an asshole and pissed on his shoe, but that's just me. 

You're such a bad ass.  I bet you're the coolest kid in the neighborhood.

[Saniflush]

Now, if I was approaching a good drunken stupor, I probably would have just called him an asshole and pissed on his shoe, but that's just me. 

I didn't know you could aim that well squatting.

[Tarheel]

You guys are going to love this shit...

...

I then proceeded to get shitfaced.   

So there you were...   Great story Thrilla! 

The fact that he said "Your a fine American." is hilarious!...not because he said it to you but because that's almost the exact same thing that Sean Hannity says to his callers (usually with the same response)...you think Carter's a fan?

I know some of you will rip me for being so cordial to him, but I couldn't really find the time to get into World Politics while having my dick in my hand.

Somehow the thought of discussing world politics in such a position and state of inebriation would be difficult for me too.  I'll leave you alone on that one.

But the fact that Carter has been seen in the Dick-hater is another reason why I'll stick with my gun-totin' friends in Cobb County.

[GarMan]

I didn't know you could aim that well squatting.

Well typically, I just end up pissing on my own shoe, but if a lean back far enough, I find that I can get some distance sometimes. 

[Saniflush]

Well typically, I just end up pissing on my own shoe, but if a lean back far enough, I find that I can get some distance sometimes. 

Got to have those kegel muscles really in shape!

[GarMan]

You're such a bad ass.  I bet you're the coolest kid in the neighborhood.

It seems that the reach-around king has been a little moody this week.  It's alright.  We understand that "your friend" only comes around once a month. 

[GarMan]

But the fact that Carter has been seen in the Dick-hater is another reason why I'll stick with my gun-totin' friends in Cobb County.

Damn you!  You forgot that we're all "bitter" too!!!  Don't you pay attention to what future Emporer Obama says? 

You should be ashamed. 

[Tarheel]

Damn you!  You forgot that we're all "bitter" too!!!  Don't you pay attention to what future Emporer Obama says? 

You should be ashamed. 

Damn, I did forget that I was bitter too!

"We got the kitchen sink, the china, coming at us; she's throwing the buffet..."

"Can I just eat my waffle?"

[Tarheel]

Back on topic, somewhat, this story appeared today on the Drudge Report.  In addition to Thrilla's encounter with Carter in Dick-hater this makes for an interesting post script.

All highlights and subscripts are my own...

Israel's UN ambassador calls Jimmy Carter 'a bigot'

Apr 25, 2:44 AM (ET)

By VERENA DOBNIK

NEW YORK (AP) - Israel's ambassador to the United Nations on Thursday called former President Jimmy Carter "a bigot" for meeting with the leader of the militant Hamas movement in Syria.

Carter, a Nobel Peace Prize winner, "went to the region with soiled hands and came back with bloody hands after shaking the hand of Khaled Mashaal, the leader of Hamas," Ambassador Dan Gillerman told a luncheon briefing for reporters.

_{As I recall the terrorist Yassir Arafat (may he burn in hell) was also a Peace Prize winner
The Ambassador could not have used a better analogy for the meeting...obviously the Israeli's are using him as their spokesman on this whole, sorry trip.}

The diplomat was questioned about problems facing his country during a wide-ranging discussion with reporters lasting more than an hour. The briefing was sponsored by The Israel Project, a Washington-based, media-oriented advocacy group.

The ambassador's harsh words for Carter came days after the ex-president met with Mashaal for seven hours in Damascus to negotiate a cease-fire with Gaza's Hamas rulers. Carter then called Mashaal on Monday to try to get him to agree to a one-month truce without conditions, but the Hamas leader rejected the idea.

_{Real successful trip there Jimmy...great work!}

The ambassador called last weekend's encounter "a very sad episode in American history."

_{Well...it was a sad episode in Carter's history...it was damned embarrasing for America.}

He said it was "a shame" to see Carter, who had done "good things" as a former president, "turn into what I believe to be a bigot."

_{Someone should have said this publicly about Carter a long, long, time ago...perhaps after he met with Fidel...or Chavez...or Evo Morales...or Robert Mugabe...}

Telephone calls by The Associated Press to two Atlanta numbers for Carter were not immediately returned Thursday.

_{That's because he was in Dick-hater having a piss beside Thrilla...}

...

Here's the link to the full story:
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080425/D908NSUG0.html

[Tarheel]

Just one more...this is really worth reading if you don't read anything else on Carter's latest terrorist escapade...Former President Reagan's conservative son weighs in on this subject with a commentary that would make his father very proud...this is from Townhall.com.

Jimmy Carter: A National Embarrassment

By Michael Reagan

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Talk about bad pennies always turning up; Jimmy Carter’s at it again.

It would be easy to blame the 83-year-old former one-term president’s frequent excursions into irrational behavior on senility were it not for the fact that he appears to have been senile most of his public life.

Any recitation of his frequent excursions into his personal Land of Oz where the good guys are bad and the bad guys are good sounds like a litany of Carter-esque fantasies. His onetime White House Chief of Staff, Hamilton Jordan, once spoke about what he called Carter’s “weirdness factor.”

If he hadn’t just happened to be the leader of the most powerful nation on the face of the earth and the sole bulwark against the expansion of Soviet tyranny, his weirdness wouldn’t matter in the scheme of things, but he was, and much of what he did -- and continues to do today --brought disastrous results for his nation and the world.

No one should be surprised at his recent hobnobbing with the terrorist leaders of Hamas. During his four years in the White House he showed a unique ability to reward the enemies of human freedom while punishing some of America’s strongest supporters.

Anyone shocked by Iran’s troublemaking, including training and arming the terrorists killing American troops in Iraq, can thank Brother Carter for conspiring to drive out the Shah, a fervent supporter of the United States, and seeing him replaced by the mullahs who repaid his kindness by taking nearly 70 Americans hostage and holding most of them for an astounding 444 days.

He withdrew U.S. support and the Shah was toppled, more than 20,000 pro-Western Iranians were killed, women were sent back into servitude and citizens were arrested merely for owning satellite dishes that could tune to Western programs. And, of course, American diplomats were taken hostage.

This is the same James Earl Carter whose feeble attempt to rescue the hostages turned into a deadly farce in the Iranian wastelands. The same Jimmy Carter whose presidency saw long lines at the gas pump, the same Jimmy Carter who gave away the Panama Canal thus enabling China’s Hutchison Whampoa to eventually control both ends of Theodore Roosevelt’s “big ditch.”

One of his legacies is one Robert Mugabe, the homicidal dictator of Zimbabwe now brutally suppressing his rivals who apparently won in an election to replace him. Under Mugabe the formerly prosperous Rhodesia now suffers famine, the white farmers whose abundant crops once fed the nation have been were killed or driven from their land, and so-called enemies of the regime butchered in waves of mass murder.

This is the Robert Mugabe who Jimmy Carter hosted at the White House in 1980, proclaiming that he had watched happily as Mugabe emerged victorious in his election campaign for the presidency. He pledged to use similar tactics in his own reelection campaign.

On his own, Carter went to North Korea and struck a deal on nuclear arms with dictator Kim Jung Il to which the Clinton administration acquiesced. North Korea then secretly violated the deal and went on to build the nuclear weapons that threaten world peace.

Since leaving the White House, Carter has embraced the likes of Fidel Castro and Venezuela’s communist dictator, the virulently anti-American Hugo Chavez, putting his stamp of approval on the rigged election that kept him in power.

Carter’s obvious antipathy toward Israel and his chumminess with Palestinian militants puts him squarely on the side of the Palestinian militants. In his book “Palestine: Peace Not Apartheid,” Carter claims Israel has been the principal obstacle to peace, charging that Arab leaders have long sought peace while Israel insists on keeping what he calls "Palestinian land" over achieving peace. He says that there would be peace if only Israel would "[withdraw] to the 1967 border as specified in the U.N. Resolution 242..."

Senile, or just incurably weird? It makes no difference. In any sense, James Earl Carter is an embarrassment to the United States and a danger to global stability.

Just for legalities, the link:
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/MichaelReagan/2008/04/24/jimmy_carter_a_national_embarrassment?page=full&comments=true

[AWK]

It seems that the reach-around king has been a little moody this week.  It's alright.  We understand that "your friend" only comes around once a month. 

Gay reference 123,322,232.

[GarMan]

Gay reference 123,322,232.

Wrong again...  That meant that you were really a woman.  With all of your moodiness late last week, it seemed to be the likely conclusion. 

I do think it's pretty funny how quickly you jump at throwing around terms like child molester and pedophile and get all pissy when someone throws it in your direction.  Perhaps, there's something there. 

[AWK]

Wrong again...  That meant that you were really a woman.  With all of your moodiness late last week, it seemed to be the likely conclusion. 

I do think it's pretty funny how quickly you jump at throwing around terms like child molester and pedophile and get all pissy when someone throws it in your direction.  Perhaps, there's something there. 

Being gay and being a child molester are two different things buddy.  However, I guess thats not the case in your household.  Perhaps, there is something there.

[GarMan]

Being gay and being a child molester are two different things buddy.  However, I guess thats not the case in your household.  Perhaps, there is something there.

There is something there.  Both disgust me equally.   

[AWK]

There is something there.  Both disgust me equally.   

If you feel like being disgusted check out the video Chad posted.