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Baby Born With 2 Faces

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Baby Born With 2 Faces
« on: April 08, 2008, 04:14:20 PM »
I guess you can file this one under the "Holy Shit This Is Wierd" Forum

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Re: Baby Born With 2 Faces
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2008, 04:39:03 PM »
What the fuck kind of goddess was that? 
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she is doing well and is being worshipped as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess

Nevermind...reading is fundamental.

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Rural India is deeply superstitious and the little girl is being hailed as a return of the Hindu goddess of valor, Durga, a fiery deity traditionally depicted with three eyes and many arms.
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Re: Baby Born With 2 Faces
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2008, 06:29:54 PM »
Yeah......I'm not so sure that she'll live that much longer...I could be wrong.  Does she/they have one or two brains?  It was supposed to be twins, but at some point, they came together completely.....except for the Top Part (The Head).  So, people are Worshiping the two faced (kinda new meaning) little girl? LOL....Okie Dokie.  I also loved this little sentence.

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"My daughter is fine — like any other child (That has two faces....I heard that there was a Football Coach with this same condition...I think his name is $abban or Pig Fucker...something like that)," said Vinod Singh, 23, a poor farm worker.
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Re: Baby Born With 2 Faces
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2008, 10:09:00 AM »
The miracles of inbreeding...   :blink:
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Re: Baby Born With 2 Faces
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2008, 01:04:59 PM »
Hey Dad, they don't have combs in your country?
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Re: Baby Born With 2 Faces
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2008, 03:50:55 PM »
What an awesome date she'll be in 18 years or so. It'll be like a menage-a-tois, but only with one chick.
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Re: Baby Born With 2 Faces
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2008, 05:11:34 PM »
Yeah, talk about Pivot woman in a circle jerk.....
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Re: Baby Born With 2 Faces
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2008, 05:21:16 PM »
What an awesome date she'll be in 18 years or so. It'll be like a menage-a-tois, but only with one chick.
I'd let one one mouth take care of the meat while the other took care of the potatoes, just because it's probably the closest I'll ever get to that experience under normal circumstances.
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