A List of "Isolated Incidents"

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1060 on:** February 13, 2017, 04:04:24 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on February 13, 2017, 03:41:33 PM

Alabama Offensive Guard Lester Cotton arrested over the weekend for marjiuana and drug paraphernalia...I wonder who the Tahoe, that he was driving, belonged to?

Doesn't matter, because he's been toiling his whole life without air conditioning. Brandon Chicken may know though.

Kaos · « **Reply #1061 on:** March 26, 2017, 09:58:12 AM »

Ok. So this baby was taken from a foster home by his dad. Amber alert issued. Photo of the abducting dad released. He's wearing an obnoxious gray and black bama hat.

Dad captured. Kid returned. Story updated.

Updated at 8:24 p.m. with information from Gordo police Chief Todd Hall. Updated at 4:20 p.m. to update photo of Blake Perkins. ALEA originally released wrong photo.

No bama hat.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1062 on:** April 09, 2017, 11:31:32 AM »

Are we on TV?
https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/alabama-football/video-alabama-fan-makes-sure-get-roll-tide-hes-arrested-live-tv/

Godfather · « **Reply #1063 on:** April 26, 2017, 03:59:04 PM »

I'ma just put this here. Roe tahd!

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #1064 on:** April 26, 2017, 06:41:43 PM »

Come on out the doe. Come out the doe.

The Prowler · « **Reply #1065 on:** May 12, 2017, 06:43:24 PM »

https://www.google.com/amp/profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/05/12/rolando-mcclain-arrested-in-alabama/amp/

The Prowler · « **Reply #1066 on:** July 26, 2017, 08:17:42 PM »

http://www.wvtm13.com/article/gardendale-police-searching-for-armed-and-dangerous-suspect-near-warrior/10366719

wesfau2 · « **Reply #1067 on:** July 29, 2017, 10:34:19 PM »

D'Shawn Hand popped for DUI.

http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2017/07/alabama_football_player_arrest_1.html#incart_river_index

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1068 on:** July 30, 2017, 08:41:22 PM »

I wonder what kind of vehicle he was in?

CCTAU · « **Reply #1069 on:** July 31, 2017, 04:46:15 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 30, 2017, 08:41:22 PM

I wonder what kind of vehicle he was in?

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The senior was not driving at the time police made contact, TideSports.com reported, but was sleeping at the wheel of the car with the keys in the ignition. Hand was arrested Saturday morning and charged with driving under the influence.

Should have hid the keys in the woods and crawled in the back seat.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1070 on:** August 01, 2017, 09:55:36 AM »

Was it a Tahoe? Charger? Camaro?

bgreene · « **Reply #1071 on:** August 16, 2017, 08:44:12 AM »

http://www.dekalbcountysheriff.org/roster_view.php?booking_num=000000034353-5

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #1072 on:** September 04, 2017, 07:04:49 PM »

Violence is never the answer.

https://twitter.com/BarstoolAlabama/status/904179426946146304/video/1

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1073 on:** September 04, 2017, 11:17:18 PM »

Quote from: bgreene on August 16, 2017, 08:44:12 AM

http://www.dekalbcountysheriff.org/roster_view.php?booking_num=000000034353-5

Scott Cochran has fallen on hard times.

The Prowler · « **Reply #1074 on:** September 05, 2017, 09:00:51 PM »

http://www.12up.com/posts/5497095-video-alabama-fan-violently-throws-woman-to-the-ground-at-mercedes-benz-stadium?a_aid=40920

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #1075 on:** September 05, 2017, 10:40:13 PM »

Seems to be a recurring theme at big Alabama games. A good friend of mine was at the AU/FSU game in Pasadena in 2014. He said he was sitting in the middle of the AU section and about 30 minutes before kick off, this FSU guy comes out of the portal and looks up around at the people and realizes he's in the middle of the Auburn section. He's pretty wild with all his FSU gear and everyone is looking. The guy kind of takes stock of the whole situation and announces to the crowd around him...

"I just want to enjoy the game. I don't want to be a Bama fan and wind up on Youtube." Obviously referencing the Bama bitch who dove on OU fans at the Sugar Bowl just days before.

Kaos · « **Reply #1076 on:** September 06, 2017, 11:39:46 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on September 05, 2017, 09:00:51 PM

http://www.12up.com/posts/5497095-video-alabama-fan-violently-throws-woman-to-the-ground-at-mercedes-benz-stadium?a_aid=40920

These guys own Kravers Seafood in Daphne -- about three miles from my house.

They make good food, but I won't spend another dime in there. Hitting a woman is not acceptable. Nor is scrubbing the Internet of the restaurant's Facebook pages as soon as the arrests were announced. Take your medicine, bitches.

The Prowler · « **Reply #1077 on:** November 03, 2017, 10:34:51 PM »

Bama freshman QB Mac Jones arrested for DUI after vehicle accident.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #1078 on:** November 05, 2017, 08:08:46 PM »

Smoking in Bryant Denny.

http://www.12up.com/posts/5766883-video-older-woman-dragged-out-of-alabama-game-after-antagonizing-cop-with-cigarette

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #1079 on:** November 07, 2017, 04:30:25 PM »

foxynewz copy/pasta

An Alabama woman was arrested Saturday after she lied about her former boyfriend breaking into her home, raping her then tying her up, police said.

Mariah Jordan Smith, 25, of Tuscaloosa, filed a police report alleging her former boyfriend entered her home unannounced, approached her in her bedroom and sexually assaulted her, Capt. Gary Hood of the Tuscaloosa County Metro Homicide Unit, told AL.com.

Smith said after she was sexually assaulted, the man tied her legs to her bed, secured her hands and left. The investigators discovered some of the statements Smith gave were false and looked into the claim further, AL.com reported.

Investigators contacted Smithâ€™s former boyfriend and discovered he was in a different state at the time of the alleged sexual assault. Law enforcement in the state he was visiting â€“ they did not say where he was â€“ corroborated his alibi, Hood said.

The former boyfriendâ€™s name was not released by police.

Smith was charged with â€œfiling a false police reportâ€ and booked into Tuscaloosa County Jail, Tuscaloosa News reported. Smith was released after posting the $6,000 bail.