"...I love the shit outta you." LMAO!!!!
"Hey diddy, how did you an mommer git hitched up?"
"Well, weez at a Mardy Graw concert in Sylvester Texas son. I was looking for oil field work and staying at Uncle Lester's travel trailer. And we both love Alabammer so much, I just axe her from the microphone in front of about 8 people, and I fell off the damn stage right onto her, trying to kess her. Spilt my beer. That's how we broke our teeth out. Row Ti son."